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thatdarngirl Sep 14, 2003

I had my license for about a month or two..and I was going through the Wendy's drive-thru and I ordered and I was pulling up behind this car, waiting, and attempting to get my money out. Well..I g...

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exitstageleftOG 2003

crying can get you out of all kinds of trouble. my only car accident was when i rear-ended some guy so hard he hit the lady in front of him. she was all mad and yelling "are you crazy??" at me and i busted out crying and bawled "i'm sooooooo sorry" and just like that! she stopped yelling and was trying to comfort me..."it's okay honey...this kind of thing happens all the time...don't cry..." it worked on the policeman too, i escaped without even a ticket! tears are magic!

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