Worst Accident?
by So as many of you know, I am by far the worst driver in the entire world. In the past 3 weeks, I have managed to get myself into 2 different accidents. One was hitting a car that was coming down my street as I was pulling out of my driveway. The other was losing control of my car and spining into a guardrail. Now, I know that many of you eZablers must have gotten yourselves into some crazy accidents and it sure would make me feel better if I knew about them. So, lets hear it. Make me feel better by telling me about your worst accident. :)
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my story is already posted! haha
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whats up with you posting references to all your other comments and musings lately? This is like the sixth time you've done it. haha
i'm remanicing on the good ol' days of eZabel...when there was like 10 users! ahhh, those were the days.
your a menace, stay the heck away from me!
When i was little i crashed my Big Wheel into a mailbox
wow thats pretty tragic...
i used to ride it off the porch steps
little daredevil, huh?
well, it was twelve (count them) twelve steps
one time when I was little I decided to ride my "red meanie" bike right through a wall in my grandparents basement. Needless to say, I got in big trouble.
you actually went through the wall? Trust me you didn't
I put the whole front wheel through the sheetrock. I don't think I damaged the other side at all.
hahah, thats soo funny, if i could only see your face when you did it
Whoops, I guess that picture didn't work out so hotly. Sorry.
I hope this pic comes out, I am new at this...
mel please be more careful...i'd miss having you around midge.
Dont you all notice that everytime there's an accident with a drunk driver involved the drunk driver never gets a scratch on him eventhough the other people involved have no heads, missing limbs, and a cut on the knee. So I developed a theory of always driving drunk. THAT WAY you are guaranteed not to ever get hurt if you get into an accident.
win win situation I think.
actually i think alcohol prevents injuries. they should give little kids alcohol before they go out and play dodgeball or snort the coke or whatever it is kids play these days.
hahhaha, that's the best idea i've ever heard
Yo! That one almost accident with white lighting was pretty crazy Thai!
haha white lightning just wanted to test my juevos. it was cool. whew.
I won't beat any of you guys...Only once at a yield sign...I give the same line to everyone who asks what happened to my bumper: "I yielded at the sign and the guy behind me decided not to..." which is true. So I got a crooked bumper for a while. And it wasnt my fault!
I don't know how I'm still living.... I have been in I think 8 accidents total in my life, but one important point, I was driving for only one of them, that wasn't even that bad. I bumped in to the guy in front of me in stop-n-go traffic, I was going, he was stopping, bad combo.
The other accidents were either, my good bud ClarryD, or the 'Lord Of eZabel' IWZ..... thats right. I'm just waiting for Ian to comment on this page, he'd prolly out do anyone here as he drives me home (since i was too young to drive then) and i'm sleeping in the passenger seat and he decides to join me in a deep sleep off in to the median not being stopped by the small tree but by the large of amounts of mud stopping the car like a tractor pull. Not to mention the 'near death 360 on rt80 between two tractortrailors thank goodness for the holy spirit' incident with ClarryD driving and Todd as another passenger. Or when ClarryD and me headed up to Mt Creek and we go off the road and in to a ditch causing this /albums/9/pictures/1
i nearly creamed this guy saturday...it's a rain-slicked route 1 at 7am. i've got my dunkin' donuts french vanilla in my right hand and i'm staying behind this suv at what i THOUGHT was a safe distance, in the right lane. we're about 50 feet from an intersection when the light turns yellow, and he decides to brake! usually i'm awake enough to know who's in the lane next to me, but i didn't and had no time to check!
so, i'm skidding on the oil/water asphalt when i realize, i'm gonna cream this guy. the light is now red, and i haven't stopped. i saw space between him and the curb, and i squeezed in there and floored it; cuz the other traffic was getting the green light in about 2 seconds. i just made it, *phew*.
the worst part? i dribbled some coffee on my pants. doesn't that just suck?
I had my license for about a month or two..and I was going through the Wendy's drive-thru and I ordered and I was pulling up behind this car, waiting, and attempting to get my money out. Well..I guess I didn't stop all the way cause I rolled my volvo into this guy's nice shiney car. He said it was ok and just be carefull because I was crying so hard.
Then..there was the first day I got my license. That was a disaster. At the time I was having trouble where I'd all the sudden forget what pedal my foot was on and freeze up because I was thinking too hard. So..I'm pulling away from the gas pump at the gas station that my boyfriend and one of our best friends work at. I didn't turn sharp enough so I'm now heading at like 2 mph towards this curb and bushes. Well..I froze. I couldn't remember where the pedals were and I didn't want to hit the one I was on cause what if it was the gas and I went even faster towards the curb? So..I just did nothing. Malibu was behind me..leaning over the seat yelling "Don't hit the shrubbery!" But I hit it anyways. That was cool.
crying can get you out of all kinds of trouble. my only car accident was when i rear-ended some guy so hard he hit the lady in front of him. she was all mad and yelling "are you crazy??" at me and i busted out crying and bawled "i'm sooooooo sorry" and just like that! she stopped yelling and was trying to comfort me..."it's okay honey...this kind of thing happens all the time...don't cry..." it worked on the policeman too, i escaped without even a ticket! tears are magic!
vanessa yelled about the shrubbery. but that was in such slow-motion it was ridiculous.
and then nes turning to the guy that served us: "this is benking's girlfriend. can you make sure when he comes in here tomorrow that he knows what happened? thanks."
that was so hysterical.
Yeah..especially hysterical when I got to visit Ben and Jesse at work the next week and Ben just looks at me and was like "yeah..so I heard something about a curb jumping out infront of you".
didn't we tell him that day when we saw him?
mmm..I don't think so. Because I went in like the next day or a few days later and he didn't say anything about it right away, and I was like "Did anyone working here say anything about me coming in the other day" and then he was like "oooh yeaaah"
We did tell them about driving around town to we will rock you though.
yeah i personally wanted that one to be kept quiet but oh well. people know.
yeah, my worst accident...was backing into liz's car, because i forgot it was behind me. It didn't do any damage to my car, and it just dented her plate a little....but i felt so incredibly bad. Hitting your best friends car is NEVER a good thing. Especially when its new :(
the only other accident i ever got in, (which was also really minor) involved another parked car. Its the parked ones that give me trouble! haha