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ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

Dont you all notice that everytime there's an accident with a drunk driver involved the drunk driver never gets a scratch on him eventhough the other people involved have no heads, missing limbs, and a cut on the knee. So I developed a theory of always driving drunk. THAT WAY you are guaranteed not to ever get hurt if you get into an accident.
win win situation I think.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

actually i think alcohol prevents injuries. they should give little kids alcohol before they go out and play dodgeball or snort the coke or whatever it is kids play these days.

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

hahhaha, that's the best idea i've ever heard

reaf reafOG 2002 ·

Yo! That one almost accident with white lighting was pretty crazy Thai!

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

haha white lightning just wanted to test my juevos. it was cool. whew.

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