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togatweeter Aug 20, 2003

Q: wat does a gay horse greet people with? A: hay!

toxicgirl Aug 24, 2003

Why does the horse have to be a gay horse? Couldn't any ole horse say that?

malibu Aug 30, 2003

but why would a regular horse be acting gay?

tinser Sep 3, 2003

i wonder if horses really do have a sexual preference...horses living alternative life styles...interesting concept

toxicgirl Sep 13, 2003

I have heard that ducks can be gay. Have you ever noticed that mallard ducks travel in packs of 3?? Two guys and a girl. And quite often the female is off doing her own thing. However, they guys ha...

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

uh, never heard that about ducks, but I've heard it about dogs...homo-dogs are probably one of my least favorite things in this world...hey, do bible principals apply to gay animals too?..will they too reap the wrath of Jah?...

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

If your dog is gay send him to Big Gay Als Big Gay Animal Shelter.

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toxicgirlOG 2003

I wonder what the warning signs are for a person who may fear their dog is gay.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

any male dog who wears a bandana around his neck is gay. any male dog who wears a pink or purple studded collar is gay. any male dog who attempts to puncture another male dog is gay. simple, really. also notice if the dog devolops weak wrists or a lisp or if he hangs out with dogs with any of the above symptoms

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toxicgirlOG 2003

THAT was graphic.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

Aww..poor Stan!

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

Stan is defiately a gay dog name..

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exitstageleftOG 2003

no, Stan was the unfortunate owner of the gay dog.

i loved it when big gay al said "oh, my carrot cake!"

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

I wonder if Big Gay Al will let me borrow his coool shirt, I got a date. not really though.

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