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ophelia Sep 15, 2003

There's this new Red Bull commercial where a guy gets dumped on by a pigeon, he drinks some Red Bull, sprouts wings, flys up above the pigeon, and begins to unzip his pants, preparing to return the...

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toxicgirlOG 2003

Oh my gosh, I was just coming on here to post about that. I also saw a hilarious Quiznos commercial. Two guys are eating philly cheese steaks. The one guy says "you aren't eating a quiznos toasted cheese steak, were you raised by wolves?" Then the other guy kinda thinks for a moment and then you see him with a baby wolf breast feeding. He goes, "actually, yeah." It was a shocker, but totally funny.

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exitstageleftOG 2003

i loved the old quiznos one with the old lady who looks across the highway at the quiznos and the table gets hit by a car, and she goes "i could get hurt." and then the guy says all satisfied, "she won't even cross the highway for quiznos." does that make sense? i can't describe it any better than that because i'm still laughing about it

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