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by toxicgirlOG 2003
· Sep 8, 2003 · 627 views

I love the AIWA commercial where you see a dude jamming out in the car to Queen's, "Another One Bites the Dust." People pass waving and honking. Then you get an overhead shot to find out he is driving a hearce. I would love to make TV commercials. Whats your Fav?

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fivezero #25 fivezeroOG 2003

i like the Mountain Dew commercial where that dude's driving around a truck with a basketball hoop on the back and a message offering a million dollars to the person who dunks on it. all these people are chasing it and the best part is when this dude sees it while in his house, pouring coffee...next shot is him running out the front door with the coffe pot in one hand and a basketball in the other! he jumps for it and ends up smashing thru some kids lemonaid stand. i die!

thatdarngirl #25.1 thatdarngirlOG 2002

Isn't there a 7-up commercial like that? The 7-up Yours guy is driving around in a truck with a basket ball hoop on the back and this one guy is running after it and he leaps to make a slam dunk and the truck stops at the light and the guy just smashes right into the truck. It's amazing.

fivezero #25.1.1 fivezeroOG 2003

same one! my bad!

perrin #25.1.2 perrinOG 2004

Oh man I've really got to see that one. Some of those 7-up commercials are GREAT!

yodasucka #24 yodasuckaOG 2003

ok i decided to bump this thread cuz i saw the FUNNIEST commerical last night... it was a 6 Flags commerical and it was this old guy who rolls up in this huge bus and gets out then starts dancing... then he piles all these people into his bus and takes them to 6 Flags then u see him riding around and dancing and o man it was great

jewyface #24.1 jewyfaceOG 2004

o my goodness. me and melody died. we tried to get my dad to turn it on. but yeh. wow. look out for it.

socalgal #24.2 socalgalOG 2003

OMG i saw it this morning and i was laughing so hard the tears were rolling!

perrin #24.3 perrinOG 2004

I just saw it, it's hysterical

yodasucka #23 yodasuckaOG 2003

last night i had a dream about this old school commerical that used to be on PBS on during Sesame Street... any way it was this little cartoon boy who was brushing his teeth and he left the water running like a bad little boy and outside his window was this fish in a pond and as the water was running the water in the pond was going down and down so the fish yells to the boys "hey! stop! ur killing me!" and the boy said he was sorry then said that from now on he wouldn't leave the water running... haha that was the best ever...

thatdarngirl #23.1 thatdarngirlOG 2002

This is too weird. It may not seem related at first but it totally is!!! I dreamt about this old Ninja Turtles episode where at the end one of them is brushing their teeth and left the water running and one of the other comes in and turns it off and yells at him. So yes!

malibu #23.2 malibuOG 2001

i remember this one!!!!! and for years afterward i was haunted at the thought of wasting all that water and to this day am very sparse while brushing my teeth.

malibu #22 malibuOG 2001

i love the identiy theft ones.
there's this really fat, balding guy and he just starts talking and is like, "that tight short pink top at the mall was so for me. and of course i had to buy all the matching skirt and earrings. and those shoes are just killer for friday's date." but he's speaking in a really high valley girl's voice cuz she's the one that stole his credit card.

thatdarngirl #22.1 thatdarngirlOG 2002

Those are really cool. I've only seen two so far.

tinser #21 tinserOG 2002

i like the commercial for axe essence...part good, part bad...that's the essence of every man

fivezero #21.1 fivezeroOG 2003

the dance the bad version of him was doing cracks me up soooo bad. my mom, sis and i were watching some tube and it came on. and when he did that gross dance i hopped up and did it on front of the the tv. they were like "grossssss, stop stop!"

tinser #21.1.1 tinserOG 2002

hahhahah

thatdarngirl #21.1.2 thatdarngirlOG 2002

I love that dance!!! It's awesome. I am going to dance like that from now on.

fivezero #21.1.2.1 fivezeroOG 2003

girls can't do it! lol! besides, um, moms tend took look at you like they don't know you when you dance like that.

forrestina #21.2 forrestinaOG 2002

i love when he puts his hand on the seat while she's getting into the car. i could just hear a girl do the high pitched oohh. hahaha

fivezero #21.2.1 fivezeroOG 2003

that is an extra naughty maneuver. don't ask me if i've ever done it though. has it ever happened to you? or anyone else?

forrestina #21.2.1.1 forrestinaOG 2002

i can't ask you but you can ask me. i don't THINK so. game over.

thatdarngirl #20 thatdarngirlOG 2002

Something about the new Verizon commercial with that guy eating and he's so gross and the girl takes the picture of him and sends him to her friend and she's like "don't you just love your new boyfriend" and the way she says "Yes, I do love him" it just cracks me up!

tinser #20.1 tinserOG 2002

did anybody see the commercial they played during one of the smallville breaks...the verizon guy was in a corn field near a tractor...like smallville, saying, can you hear me now? I think it was made special for smallville

fivezero #20.2 fivezeroOG 2003

i LOVE that one. "yes, i do love him" and the dude is like "whatever makes you happy"

thatdarngirl #20.2.1 thatdarngirlOG 2002

Yes!!! Just the way they're talking and everything is so great.

ilikebirds #19 ilikebirdsOG 2002

i just saw one.. where this soap opera is all like " i can never be with you as long as you are with jessica" ... ' well i have good news ' .. " what what tell me " ... ' well i just saved a lot of money with geico' ... " you jerk" .. ' i thought saving was important to you'

fivezero #18 fivezeroOG 2003

i just saw a juicy fruit gum commercial. it had a bunch of kids at a party and a lil girl was gonna hit a pinata! she whacks it and a pack juicy fruit gum falls out! she jumps down and grabs the gum just to have the donkey pinata hop down off the rope and attack her for the gum! it SNATCHES THE GUM BACK and ESCAPES thru the DOGGY DOOR! a colorful paper mache pinata did this!!! sooooo evil! but sooooo funny tho!

thatdarngirl #18.1 thatdarngirlOG 2002

I SAW THAT!! sooo amazingly funny, I couldn't stop laughing!

iwz #18.2 iwz

I was just about to come and post this. That's the funniest commercial I've seen in so long. I love the pinyata!

fivezero #18.3 fivezeroOG 2003

BUT WAIT, THERES MORE: another juicy fruit commercial has a guy about to indulge in some delicious fruity gum, when a man wearing a FILING CABINET COSTUME comes to life and snakes the pack of gum and runs off! just as the cabinet man is about to munch a piece, a man standing in front of the window with a STRAP-ON SKYLINE CAMO OUTFIT sneaks the gum and takes off and locks himself in an empty office. he moves the water cooler in front of the door and as he's about the munch the gum, THE FIRST GUY'S head pops up in the water cooler and he's like "HEY!" i was laughing so hard i made myself dizzy.

thatdarngirl #18.3.1 thatdarngirlOG 2002

I saw that one too..but the one with the pinata is sooo funnier.

omegatweeter #18.3.1.1 omegatweeterOG 2003

i was rofl when i saw these two! and i also love this beer commercial. it's got that comedian guy and he and his girl go in a limo. and she has like a poodle with her. and he starts to like 'set the mood' by like opening the moon roof and stuff. and then he pushes this one button to get a beer from this cooler that pops open and the doggie was on top of it and flies off! lol and the guy goes i'll catch it, i'll catch it and the doggie lands on the roof of the limo! LOL!!

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

that commercial had Cedric the Entertainer in it, Bryan's Dad. cool guy. But MANNNNNNN, that commercial was absolute MURDER! i yelped loudly when the dog hit the roof next to the moon roof. mannnn. commercials are so funny nowadays.

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#17 exitstageleftOG 2003

i had to add one more because i just saw the best commercial. it was for this medicine that helps with joint pain and it had FRANKENSTEIN running around with his dog and gardening and stuff. i laughed so hard i herniated a disc in my back

ok4now #16 ok4nowOG 2002

the new coors commercial with kid rock - somebody's gotta feel this

i just can't figure out if i'm supposed to drink more beer or watch more football. guess i'll do both.

ilikebirds #15 ilikebirdsOG 2002 stupid

I think there should be a commercial for FLIP FLOPS by two asian kids... one gets naked and dances in front of the shower... and he slips and falls... breaking his face.. and causing his eyes to squint.. forever! and then another neked asian kid walks in.. with flip flops on.. and says " SEE me love flip flops long time. no hurt " and he dances.

skaorsk8 #15.1 skaorsk8OG 2002

dude. i give you a 10% ratio. 10 % of the things you write are funny.

ophelia #15.1.1 opheliaOG 2003

I actually find just about everything he posts funny..just in a VERY VERY peculiar way..but, who am I to call somebody peculiar

ilikebirds #15.1.1.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

well dans just upset at the world , man. and i can understand.. i mean..he had a rough childhood with now milk from his moms bosoms and all. i mean.. a child can not be fully developed without that goodness. soooo... i understand his anger and rage.. towards his inability to suckle

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

ok. i am going to say this ONE LAST TIME.

I AM ONLY ALLERGIC TO COWS MILK, you UGLY PATHETIC ASIAN

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

it's ok man really... just settle down... breathe and relax... one day in paradise.. you might be able to suckle

tinser tinserOG 2002

aww, thats so sad

deanh77 #14 deanh77Founder

I have to say, good or bad, I definitely don't watch enough tv, because I never have any idea what people are talking about when it comes to funny commercials. There used to be this great web-site that you could watch all the funny commercials that are out there right now. But it must have gone under. I don't know how. They should have got the companies whose ads they were showing to give them money.

ok4now #14.1 ok4nowOG 2002

adcritic.com - it's a pay site now. i have about 100 or so commercials i d/l a few years back from there

deanh77 #14.1.1 deanh77Founder

yeah, thats it. it was great. but there's NO way I'm gonna pay to watch ads. they really should work something out with the companies who's ads they show.

ok4now #14.1.1.1 ok4nowOG 2002

fo shizzle! i think the bandwith fees were too much to handle, but that was a few years back. now it should be dirt cheap.

skaorsk8 #13 skaorsk8OG 2002

you know what...my bookstudy conductor starts laughing in the middle of the bookstudy last night...he says...i saw this commercial..and starts pointing at me...and i'm like ... "it's the mcgriddle commercial ISN'T IT...the one i've never seen!"...i just knew it. PATRICK I HATE YOU. argh. someoene email me this stupid thing.

fivezero #13.1 fivezeroOG 2003

it's pretty funny. theres carlton from the fresh prince and him and his wife are grilling something, and she's going on about the new mcgriddle sammich. then he sees this old lady get ambushed by four ninjas and she just wrecks them! and his wife asks, have you seen antything so weird or something along those lines and he's like, uhhhh, nah. the thing that makes me laugh is how the old lady makes the karate noises! whoooooo, hiyaaaaahhh! like the ones thai makes when he's in the bathroom, harnessing his chi.

ilikebirds #13.1.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

if by " harnessing his chi " you mean... " poop out a mudslide" you ARE CORRECT SIR !

skaorsk8 #13.1.2 skaorsk8OG 2002

I FINALLY SAW THIS COMMERICIAL LAST NIGHT!! my mom and i were watching seinfeld and it came on! i knew RIGHT away...the guy doesn't really look like me but he does TALK like me...how odd

tinser #13.1.2.1 tinserOG 2002

how do you know what you talk like? I can never recognize when somebody has similar mannerisms as me...b/c i don't think i can pick up on them myself.

ilikebirds #12 ilikebirdsOG 2002

WHY DO YOU TORTURE ME SO BRIAN HELEOP FROM 34 FRONT STREET.

ok4now #12.1 ok4nowOG 2002

ok, far be it from me to get ty's back, but why on earth is this marked 'off topic'? this is my new favorite commercial!

ilikebirds #12.1.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

i saw the commercial about 10 times.. but everytime i caught it.. .it was them panning away from the island.. and him punching the guy in the face later... i never saw the whole set up with the message in a bottle. and i died. it was sooo funny. i couldn't stop laughing for about 4 days.

ok4now #12.2 ok4nowOG 2002

dude, it's 12  

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#11 exitstageleftOG 2003

this one wasn't even that funny, but... the pepsi twist commercial with austin powers when he says "that's not britney spears. it's a MAN, BABY." when i first saw this one i tried to describe it to my sister and wound up laughing so hard that i could hardly breathe.

thatdarngirl #11.1 thatdarngirlOG 2002

That one makes me soo mad! She's ultra-dumb in it.

fivezero #10 fivezeroOG 2003

i just saw one, i forget what company it's for, but it some guy escaping from work, by opening his office window, throwing seeds on the keyboard of his comp and letting birds eat 'em thus making a typing sound. when the boss puts his ear to the door he's satisfied by the sound of typing and moves along. entertaining.

tinser #10.1 tinserOG 2002

yeah, that one is definitely one of my favorites, sooo funny

tinser #10.2 tinserOG 2002

its for the outback

fivezero #9 fivezeroOG 2003

i like the FOSTERS commerials. all of them. my favorite of the one where a lady locks herself out of the house and she calls someone. a minute later a big muscular dude with a thick neck pulls up and head butts the door off it's hinges. then we hear the classic aussie voice: LOCKSMITH.

ok4now #8 ok4nowOG 2002

i don't know what the product is, but this interview is going on in a football locker room. at the end, the shocked interview says "well, there is no 'I' in 't-e-a-m'" and the self-centered player says, "yeah, well there ain't no 'we' either". poetic perfection!

ophelia #7 opheliaOG 2003

There's this new Red Bull commercial where a guy gets dumped on by a pigeon, he drinks some Red Bull, sprouts wings, flys up above the pigeon, and begins to unzip his pants, preparing to return the favor....VERY clever commercial, I didn't really laugh for some reason but still found it very comical

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#7.1 toxicgirlOG 2003

Oh my gosh, I was just coming on here to post about that. I also saw a hilarious Quiznos commercial. Two guys are eating philly cheese steaks. The one guy says "you aren't eating a quiznos toasted cheese steak, were you raised by wolves?" Then the other guy kinda thinks for a moment and then you see him with a baby wolf breast feeding. He goes, "actually, yeah." It was a shocker, but totally funny.

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#7.1.1 exitstageleftOG 2003

i loved the old quiznos one with the old lady who looks across the highway at the quiznos and the table gets hit by a car, and she goes "i could get hurt." and then the guy says all satisfied, "she won't even cross the highway for quiznos." does that make sense? i can't describe it any better than that because i'm still laughing about it

ok4now #6 ok4nowOG 2002

i love the best buy commercials. i just saw one where the guy's looking at a digital camera when the clerk helps out. next thing, they're on an african safari, riding next to elephants. the customer falls out of the jeep and you see him tumbling in front of the rampaging elephants. good times.

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#5 exitstageleftOG 2003

i like the directv one where laurence whatshisname reads a fan letter that says "dear directv, i got up this morning and turned on my tv and shouted JUMPIN JEHOSHAPHAT YEEHAW!!" cracks me up every time

iwz #5.1 iwz

Fishsideburns

ballyhoo #4 ballyhooOG 2001

I love that new mattress commercial, where the kid is bouncing on the bed in half of the screen. He bounces over the other half of the screen onto another bed and instantly falls dead asleep on his face. i puked laughing.

fivezero #4.1 fivezeroOG 2003

I just saw that commercial and it killed me. so much so that i ran into the next room to tell my sister. but she didn't even laugh. but, mannn. that commercial is GREAT. the kid just konks right out in a heap. i'm thinking that might be a rare commercial.

ok4now #3 ok4nowOG 2002

i like the squirrels that high-five each other...geico

starshiptrooper #3.1 starshiptrooperOG 2003

yea thats one i like too...cept too bad they missed the squirrels.

tinser #3.1.1 tinserOG 2002

ouch, that wasn't nice

starshiptrooper #3.1.1.1 starshiptrooperOG 2003

kidding. i love squirrels too much. i feed em everyday, if i dont give em something they crawl allover my screens.

omegatweeter #2 omegatweeterOG 2003

my fav commercials are with the ducky that says AFLACK! hehe, and the orbit gum ones, and the juicyfruit ones (the one with the car door window, "denied!" so random), the caprisun drinks (the one with the grandma tellin the grandpa how to park), and the gatorade one (the history of it, very informative).

thatdarngirl #2.1 thatdarngirlOG 2002

The grandma and grandpa one I love cause I can sooo see myself doing that.

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#2.2 toxicgirlOG 2003

At my old job someone took a pink marshmellow peep and made a sign that they poked through his beak saying "AFLAC" ... I for some reason also find a great deal of humor in MTV's dancing baby commercials.

skaorsk8 #2.3 skaorsk8OG 2002

you watch a lot of TV, pete...maybe you should stop eating so much cheese, watching so much TV, and just move on with your life...

omegatweeter #2.3.1 omegatweeterOG 2003

maybe YOU, should start TOLERATING lactose

skaorsk8 #2.3.1.1 skaorsk8OG 2002

DUDE I CAN EAT LACTOSE! I WILL EAT A WHOLE PLATE OF LACTOSE!

omegatweeter omegatweeterOG 2003

oh... i'm such a dumby :/ lol

skaorsk8 #1 skaorsk8OG 2002

i like the axe commericial where the cheerleader tackles the football player...let me see if i can find that.

ok4now #1.1 ok4nowOG 2002

i think that's on the axe web site, no?

skaorsk8 #1.1.1 skaorsk8OG 2002

if it is, i can't find it among all the hormone-raged inneundos

ok4now #1.1.1.1 ok4nowOG 2002

try their site --> click "the axe effect in action"

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

yeah thats it. i was going to like, www.axe.com or something.

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002

me too. they don't show up in search engines very well. i found their ad in a magazine which had their addy.

forrestina #1.2 forrestinaOG 2002

hah that was my marketing teachers favorite commercial

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