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by toxicgirlOG 2003
· Sep 8, 2003 · 640 views · ·

I love the AIWA commercial where you see a dude jamming out in the car to Queen's, "Another One Bites the Dust." People pass waving and honking. Then you get an overhead shot to find out he is driving a hearce. I would love to make TV commercials. Whats your Fav?

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fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

i like the Mountain Dew commercial where that dude's driving around a truck with a basketball hoop on the back and a message offering a million dollars to the person who dunks on it. all these people are chasing it and the best part is when this dude sees it while in his house, pouring coffee...next shot is him running out the front door with the coffe pot in one hand and a basketball in the other! he jumps for it and ends up smashing thru some kids lemonaid stand. i die!

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

Isn't there a 7-up commercial like that? The 7-up Yours guy is driving around in a truck with a basket ball hoop on the back and this one guy is running after it and he leaps to make a slam dunk and the truck stops at the light and the guy just smashes right into the truck. It's amazing.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

same one! my bad!

perrin perrinOG 2004 ·

Oh man I've really got to see that one. Some of those 7-up commercials are GREAT!

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003 ·

ok i decided to bump this thread cuz i saw the FUNNIEST commerical last night... it was a 6 Flags commerical and it was this old guy who rolls up in this huge bus and gets out then starts dancing... then he piles all these people into his bus and takes them to 6 Flags then u see him riding around and dancing and o man it was great

jewyface jewyfaceOG 2004 ·

o my goodness. me and melody died. we tried to get my dad to turn it on. but yeh. wow. look out for it.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

OMG i saw it this morning and i was laughing so hard the tears were rolling!

perrin perrinOG 2004 ·

I just saw it, it's hysterical

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003 ·

last night i had a dream about this old school commerical that used to be on PBS on during Sesame Street... any way it was this little cartoon boy who was brushing his teeth and he left the water running like a bad little boy and outside his window was this fish in a pond and as the water was running the water in the pond was going down and down so the fish yells to the boys "hey! stop! ur killing me!" and the boy said he was sorry then said that from now on he wouldn't leave the water running... haha that was the best ever...

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

This is too weird. It may not seem related at first but it totally is!!! I dreamt about this old Ninja Turtles episode where at the end one of them is brushing their teeth and left the water running and one of the other comes in and turns it off and yells at him. So yes!

malibu malibuOG 2001 ·

i remember this one!!!!! and for years afterward i was haunted at the thought of wasting all that water and to this day am very sparse while brushing my teeth.

malibu malibuOG 2001 ·

i love the identiy theft ones.
there's this really fat, balding guy and he just starts talking and is like, "that tight short pink top at the mall was so for me. and of course i had to buy all the matching skirt and earrings. and those shoes are just killer for friday's date." but he's speaking in a really high valley girl's voice cuz she's the one that stole his credit card.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

Those are really cool. I've only seen two so far.

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

i like the commercial for axe essence...part good, part bad...that's the essence of every man

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

the dance the bad version of him was doing cracks me up soooo bad. my mom, sis and i were watching some tube and it came on. and when he did that gross dance i hopped up and did it on front of the the tv. they were like "grossssss, stop stop!"

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

hahhahah

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

I love that dance!!! It's awesome. I am going to dance like that from now on.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

girls can't do it! lol! besides, um, moms tend took look at you like they don't know you when you dance like that.

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

i love when he puts his hand on the seat while she's getting into the car. i could just hear a girl do the high pitched oohh. hahaha

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

that is an extra naughty maneuver. don't ask me if i've ever done it though. has it ever happened to you? or anyone else?

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

i can't ask you but you can ask me. i don't THINK so. game over.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

Something about the new Verizon commercial with that guy eating and he's so gross and the girl takes the picture of him and sends him to her friend and she's like "don't you just love your new boyfriend" and the way she says "Yes, I do love him" it just cracks me up!

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

did anybody see the commercial they played during one of the smallville breaks...the verizon guy was in a corn field near a tractor...like smallville, saying, can you hear me now? I think it was made special for smallville

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

i LOVE that one. "yes, i do love him" and the dude is like "whatever makes you happy"

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

Yes!!! Just the way they're talking and everything is so great.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

i just saw one.. where this soap opera is all like " i can never be with you as long as you are with jessica" ... ' well i have good news ' .. " what what tell me " ... ' well i just saved a lot of money with geico' ... " you jerk" .. ' i thought saving was important to you'

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

i just saw a juicy fruit gum commercial. it had a bunch of kids at a party and a lil girl was gonna hit a pinata! she whacks it and a pack juicy fruit gum falls out! she jumps down and grabs the gum just to have the donkey pinata hop down off the rope and attack her for the gum! it SNATCHES THE GUM BACK and ESCAPES thru the DOGGY DOOR! a colorful paper mache pinata did this!!! sooooo evil! but sooooo funny tho!

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

I SAW THAT!! sooo amazingly funny, I couldn't stop laughing!

iwz iwz ·

I was just about to come and post this. That's the funniest commercial I've seen in so long. I love the pinyata!

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

BUT WAIT, THERES MORE: another juicy fruit commercial has a guy about to indulge in some delicious fruity gum, when a man wearing a FILING CABINET COSTUME comes to life and snakes the pack of gum and runs off! just as the cabinet man is about to munch a piece, a man standing in front of the window with a STRAP-ON SKYLINE CAMO OUTFIT sneaks the gum and takes off and locks himself in an empty office. he moves the water cooler in front of the door and as he's about the munch the gum, THE FIRST GUY'S head pops up in the water cooler and he's like "HEY!" i was laughing so hard i made myself dizzy.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

I saw that one too..but the one with the pinata is sooo funnier.

omegatweeter omegatweeterOG 2003 ·

i was rofl when i saw these two! and i also love this beer commercial. it's got that comedian guy and he and his girl go in a limo. and she has like a poodle with her. and he starts to like 'set the mood' by like opening the moon roof and stuff. and then he pushes this one button to get a beer from this cooler that pops open and the doggie was on top of it and flies off! lol and the guy goes i'll catch it, i'll catch it and the doggie lands on the roof of the limo! LOL!!

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

that commercial had Cedric the Entertainer in it, Bryan's Dad. cool guy. But MANNNNNNN, that commercial was absolute MURDER! i yelped loudly when the dog hit the roof next to the moon roof. mannnn. commercials are so funny nowadays.

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exitstageleftOG 2003 ·

i had to add one more because i just saw the best commercial. it was for this medicine that helps with joint pain and it had FRANKENSTEIN running around with his dog and gardening and stuff. i laughed so hard i herniated a disc in my back

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002 ·

the new coors commercial with kid rock - somebody's gotta feel this

i just can't figure out if i'm supposed to drink more beer or watch more football. guess i'll do both.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 stupid ·

I think there should be a commercial for FLIP FLOPS by two asian kids... one gets naked and dances in front of the shower... and he slips and falls... breaking his face.. and causing his eyes to squint.. forever! and then another neked asian kid walks in.. with flip flops on.. and says " SEE me love flip flops long time. no hurt " and he dances.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

dude. i give you a 10% ratio. 10 % of the things you write are funny.

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 ·

I actually find just about everything he posts funny..just in a VERY VERY peculiar way..but, who am I to call somebody peculiar

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

well dans just upset at the world , man. and i can understand.. i mean..he had a rough childhood with now milk from his moms bosoms and all. i mean.. a child can not be fully developed without that goodness. soooo... i understand his anger and rage.. towards his inability to suckle

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

ok. i am going to say this ONE LAST TIME.

I AM ONLY ALLERGIC TO COWS MILK, you UGLY PATHETIC ASIAN

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

it's ok man really... just settle down... breathe and relax... one day in paradise.. you might be able to suckle

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

aww, thats so sad

deanh77 deanh77Founder ·

I have to say, good or bad, I definitely don't watch enough tv, because I never have any idea what people are talking about when it comes to funny commercials. There used to be this great web-site that you could watch all the funny commercials that are out there right now. But it must have gone under. I don't know how. They should have got the companies whose ads they were showing to give them money.

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002 ·

adcritic.com - it's a pay site now. i have about 100 or so commercials i d/l a few years back from there

deanh77 deanh77Founder ·

yeah, thats it. it was great. but there's NO way I'm gonna pay to watch ads. they really should work something out with the companies who's ads they show.

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002 ·

fo shizzle! i think the bandwith fees were too much to handle, but that was a few years back. now it should be dirt cheap.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

you know what...my bookstudy conductor starts laughing in the middle of the bookstudy last night...he says...i saw this commercial..and starts pointing at me...and i'm like ... "it's the mcgriddle commercial ISN'T IT...the one i've never seen!"...i just knew it. PATRICK I HATE YOU. argh. someoene email me this stupid thing.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

it's pretty funny. theres carlton from the fresh prince and him and his wife are grilling something, and she's going on about the new mcgriddle sammich. then he sees this old lady get ambushed by four ninjas and she just wrecks them! and his wife asks, have you seen antything so weird or something along those lines and he's like, uhhhh, nah. the thing that makes me laugh is how the old lady makes the karate noises! whoooooo, hiyaaaaahhh! like the ones thai makes when he's in the bathroom, harnessing his chi.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

if by " harnessing his chi " you mean... " poop out a mudslide" you ARE CORRECT SIR !

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

I FINALLY SAW THIS COMMERICIAL LAST NIGHT!! my mom and i were watching seinfeld and it came on! i knew RIGHT away...the guy doesn't really look like me but he does TALK like me...how odd

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

how do you know what you talk like? I can never recognize when somebody has similar mannerisms as me...b/c i don't think i can pick up on them myself.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

WHY DO YOU TORTURE ME SO BRIAN HELEOP FROM 34 FRONT STREET.

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002 ·

ok, far be it from me to get ty's back, but why on earth is this marked 'off topic'? this is my new favorite commercial!

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

i saw the commercial about 10 times.. but everytime i caught it.. .it was them panning away from the island.. and him punching the guy in the face later... i never saw the whole set up with the message in a bottle. and i died. it was sooo funny. i couldn't stop laughing for about 4 days.

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002 ·

dude, it's 12  

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exitstageleftOG 2003 ·

this one wasn't even that funny, but... the pepsi twist commercial with austin powers when he says "that's not britney spears. it's a MAN, BABY." when i first saw this one i tried to describe it to my sister and wound up laughing so hard that i could hardly breathe.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

That one makes me soo mad! She's ultra-dumb in it.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

i just saw one, i forget what company it's for, but it some guy escaping from work, by opening his office window, throwing seeds on the keyboard of his comp and letting birds eat 'em thus making a typing sound. when the boss puts his ear to the door he's satisfied by the sound of typing and moves along. entertaining.

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

yeah, that one is definitely one of my favorites, sooo funny

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

its for the outback

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

i like the FOSTERS commerials. all of them. my favorite of the one where a lady locks herself out of the house and she calls someone. a minute later a big muscular dude with a thick neck pulls up and head butts the door off it's hinges. then we hear the classic aussie voice: LOCKSMITH.

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002 ·

i don't know what the product is, but this interview is going on in a football locker room. at the end, the shocked interview says "well, there is no 'I' in 't-e-a-m'" and the self-centered player says, "yeah, well there ain't no 'we' either". poetic perfection!

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 ·

There's this new Red Bull commercial where a guy gets dumped on by a pigeon, he drinks some Red Bull, sprouts wings, flys up above the pigeon, and begins to unzip his pants, preparing to return the favor....VERY clever commercial, I didn't really laugh for some reason but still found it very comical

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toxicgirlOG 2003 ·

Oh my gosh, I was just coming on here to post about that. I also saw a hilarious Quiznos commercial. Two guys are eating philly cheese steaks. The one guy says "you aren't eating a quiznos toasted cheese steak, were you raised by wolves?" Then the other guy kinda thinks for a moment and then you see him with a baby wolf breast feeding. He goes, "actually, yeah." It was a shocker, but totally funny.

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exitstageleftOG 2003 ·

i loved the old quiznos one with the old lady who looks across the highway at the quiznos and the table gets hit by a car, and she goes "i could get hurt." and then the guy says all satisfied, "she won't even cross the highway for quiznos." does that make sense? i can't describe it any better than that because i'm still laughing about it

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002 ·

i love the best buy commercials. i just saw one where the guy's looking at a digital camera when the clerk helps out. next thing, they're on an african safari, riding next to elephants. the customer falls out of the jeep and you see him tumbling in front of the rampaging elephants. good times.

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exitstageleftOG 2003 ·

i like the directv one where laurence whatshisname reads a fan letter that says "dear directv, i got up this morning and turned on my tv and shouted JUMPIN JEHOSHAPHAT YEEHAW!!" cracks me up every time

iwz iwz ·

Fishsideburns

ballyhoo ballyhooOG 2001 ·

I love that new mattress commercial, where the kid is bouncing on the bed in half of the screen. He bounces over the other half of the screen onto another bed and instantly falls dead asleep on his face. i puked laughing.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

I just saw that commercial and it killed me. so much so that i ran into the next room to tell my sister. but she didn't even laugh. but, mannn. that commercial is GREAT. the kid just konks right out in a heap. i'm thinking that might be a rare commercial.

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002 ·

i like the squirrels that high-five each other...geico

starshiptrooper starshiptrooperOG 2003 ·

yea thats one i like too...cept too bad they missed the squirrels.

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

ouch, that wasn't nice

starshiptrooper starshiptrooperOG 2003 ·

kidding. i love squirrels too much. i feed em everyday, if i dont give em something they crawl allover my screens.

omegatweeter omegatweeterOG 2003 ·

my fav commercials are with the ducky that says AFLACK! hehe, and the orbit gum ones, and the juicyfruit ones (the one with the car door window, "denied!" so random), the caprisun drinks (the one with the grandma tellin the grandpa how to park), and the gatorade one (the history of it, very informative).

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

The grandma and grandpa one I love cause I can sooo see myself doing that.

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toxicgirlOG 2003 ·

At my old job someone took a pink marshmellow peep and made a sign that they poked through his beak saying "AFLAC" ... I for some reason also find a great deal of humor in MTV's dancing baby commercials.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

you watch a lot of TV, pete...maybe you should stop eating so much cheese, watching so much TV, and just move on with your life...

omegatweeter omegatweeterOG 2003 ·

maybe YOU, should start TOLERATING lactose

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

DUDE I CAN EAT LACTOSE! I WILL EAT A WHOLE PLATE OF LACTOSE!

omegatweeter omegatweeterOG 2003 ·

oh... i'm such a dumby :/ lol

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

i like the axe commericial where the cheerleader tackles the football player...let me see if i can find that.

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002 ·

i think that's on the axe web site, no?

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

if it is, i can't find it among all the hormone-raged inneundos

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002 ·

try their site --> click "the axe effect in action"

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

yeah thats it. i was going to like, www.axe.com or something.

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002 ·

me too. they don't show up in search engines very well. i found their ad in a magazine which had their addy.

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

hah that was my marketing teachers favorite commercial

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