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theremin Sep 15, 2003

I name my musical instruments after female celebs I gots thee hots for. It makes for good code-naming. There's Mila [Kunis] the theremin, Jewel [Klicher] the acoustic guitar, Maitland [Ward] the e...

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

Mila Kunis is soo hott, I love her. It's like in Gone In 60 Seconds, where they name the cars girls so that way they can talk in code!

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