Weirdest Crush?
i have a crush on my doctor. it's bizarre for many reasons; he's married, he's a lot older than me, he's not even really that cute. but he's very kind and compassionate and i guess i'm just a sucker for that.
so in order to reassure me that i'm not the only weirdo in the tri-state area, why don't y'all tell me a few stories about the weirdest crush you ever had?
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in psychology i think i learned all our first crushes are our mom's
freud is a freak
yeah some of his ideas are freaky, but some make sense
hmm, no, no....i don't like any of his ideas...he's too obsessed with sex
lol true, but the stuff like the id, ego, and superego kinda make sense
yeah, its intriguing if nothing else....i personally don't believe it...but it's definitely interesting
YOU ARE SO CORRECT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
who isn't? ... it's the cornerstone of life. without it none of us would be here.
i thought it was 'mom' for the boys and 'dad' for the girls...
yeah it is....oedipal complex or something with a c for the girls...i forget
ONLY if my dad were Mel Gibson, Colin Farrell, Jonny Depp....and hes not!
hahaha i still don't think that would be enough! if johnny depp was your dad, you wouldn't notice how sexy he is, because you'd be like "ew it's my lame boring dad"
haha, true..
i have an intense weird love for mel gibson..and i thought that when i saw What Women Want cuz his "daughter" was a little younger than me..i thought that..doesnt she think her dad is HOT!? haha
ew
this is gross.
yeah, but that would make them 94 or something, right?
for a long time i had a crush on this really wierd girl who was 10 years older than me. She was like almost a psyco, i was a wierd kid. i drank alot of kool aid
hahaha, wow...
the first crush i ever had..i was 7..he was 17..one of my older (10 yr old) friend's told me to go up to him and ask if he wanted to go skinny dipping with me..(I DIDNT KNOW WHAT THAT WAS!!) and he told me to "go home". haha..he's now an elder in my hall...yea..thats weird.
i've heard this story so many times....he has a kid too
I name my musical instruments after female celebs I gots thee hots for. It makes for good code-naming. There's Mila [Kunis] the theremin, Jewel [Klicher] the acoustic guitar, Maitland [Ward] the electric guitar, Colleen [Haskell] the bass guitar, Hannah [Spearitt] the keyboard synthesizer, Dido the keyboard sampler, Lindy [Booth] the alto saxophone, and Charlize [Theron] the drum set.
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Weird, yeh?
One keyboard sampler has yet to be named tho. Don't know what to call her.
Mila Kunis is soo hott, I love her. It's like in Gone In 60 Seconds, where they name the cars girls so that way they can talk in code!
I can't think of anything I'd consider weird........welllll, when it comes to celebrities I mean..as regards friends, I'm always attracted to girls that other friends aren't...And there's a buncha celebrities many find attractive, that I don't..i.e. Jennifer Lopez, Reese Witherspoon(she freaks the mess outa me, i dunno why)
haha bry what about that sister you had a crush on? and u sent her a love letter and her husband got pissed?
yeah, actually, I think i'm going to post that lil story as a forum or journal....
what are you talking about?? how come i dont know about this story?
reese witherspoon freaks me out too. seriously, i intensely dislike her.
If we believed in the anti-christ, I'd label her as #1 candidate...LEGALLY BLONDE SHOULD BE BANNED!!..I haven't even seen the movie, & I hate it...
I don't understand, she's so freakin cute and nice. If I could look like anyone I think I'd pick her.
ok, i let the first one go, but now you must die.
This is one from a different angle, a weird crush aimed in my direction. At this moment I could swear this sister in my hall "has got the hots..." Goes out of her way to say hi, winks at me some times.... she's married and like 40. like...whoa.....
needless to say, we just went out saturday. it was fun.
punkin'homewrecker!
lol, who, bran!? Is it June?! (she was married)
haha.... no, she's ooolllddd and a widow and has a crush..... i should have mentioned her too.... i was thinking someone else.
girl at the local bakery. mannn. also when i was younger there was a girl who worked at the comic book store who was good looking aaaand *ahem*monicalewinsky*ahem*
hahahahahaha!
I had a crush on my gyn/ob!!!!!
After he delivered my first child. He was this greasy....um.....Hindu guy who after I wouldn't tell him my blood type said he was gonna force bloood on me if I needed it. WHAT WAS I THINKING??????
Oh, it must have been the demeral!!!!!!!!
ok, i am really freaked out by this story. please refrain from posting things like this.
lol...i second the motion
all in agreement say i.....I!
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ohhhhhhhhhh pulease....it IS the wierdest, isnt it?
anyway, that kind of thing happens more then you thunk!
i would think so, being's i DON'T thunk about it at all!
ummm ur a guy. do guys have babies? i dont spect u to understand.
what does having babies have to do with having a crush on an ob/gyn?
THEY DELIVER THEM!!! its an intimate reltionship!
Yeah..but like..they're seen your body..like your WHOLE body..only in a clinical way..isn't that more freakish then a turn on?
the closest i could come to relating to this is when i needed a hernia checked out, and my lousy hmo 'doctor of the day' was a female med student. try NOT being excited when you're excited, if you catch my drift...
you WILL understand when it finally happens to you AND....ALLL IT WAS WASA CRUSH not a freakin love affair! was NOT a turn on, a CRUSH! It could have been a turn on lets say if he looked like Jonny Depp....
one time, i had a crush on my teacher for psych. she was pretty cute. and she was training to be an FBI agent. she was like 29. and not married. and blond. so anyway, she had us do an anonymous survey at the end of the year about how we liked the class, so i wrote "Teacher is good looking!"
the next year...i had her again for psych AP...i was having problems though...b/c i was depressed...and i went to her, and just explained the situation briefly...and she said.. "you?? depressed? a good looking guy like you?" and winked. (ok so she didn't really wink. but she did say that!)
On the depression topic. As a sophmore my friend told our evil geometry teacher that she was suffering from depression which made it hard to do her work sometimes..so the teacher just let her not do it if she didn't want to. Can I mark this as off topic myself?
I will share even though people are going to think I am insane. When I was in ninth grade, the Bealtes Anthology came out and I watched it on TV and bought the CDs and then bought books and magazines about the Beatles. I bought every single one of their albums and even interview tapes. Anyhow, somehow in this Beatles obsession, I developed a crush on Paul McCartney. Yeah, I know I was only 14. Yeah, I know that he was 60-something. But I thought that I would go to England and he would meet me and want to marry me.
he just turned 61 like 2 months ago, I will always have a crush on him !!
*sigh*
i had a female doctor once... since i have an HMO.. it's usually a different doc. unless a request one... but i haven't run into that is all that cool. but once.. i came in for a check up.. and this female walked in.. thought it was a nurse. but she was a doc. about 35.. reallllly cute.. and she goes.. lets start.. do the usual.. and she says.. 'do you want my to check for testicular cancer' ... i said sure.. and i was really nervous.. because.. me naked. cute chick doc... but i was under control.. good times.