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Weirdest Crush?

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by exitstageleftOG 2003
· Sep 12, 2003 · 426 views

i have a crush on my doctor. it's bizarre for many reasons; he's married, he's a lot older than me, he's not even really that cute. but he's very kind and compassionate and i guess i'm just a sucker for that.

so in order to reassure me that i'm not the only weirdo in the tri-state area, why don't y'all tell me a few stories about the weirdest crush you ever had?

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omegatweeter #9 omegatweeterOG 2003

in psychology i think i learned all our first crushes are our mom's

tinser #9.1 tinserOG 2002

freud is a freak

omegatweeter #9.1.1 omegatweeterOG 2003

yeah some of his ideas are freaky, but some make sense

tinser #9.1.1.1 tinserOG 2002 stupid

hmm, no, no....i don't like any of his ideas...he's too obsessed with sex

omegatweeter omegatweeterOG 2003

lol true, but the stuff like the id, ego, and superego kinda make sense

tinser tinserOG 2002

yeah, its intriguing if nothing else....i personally don't believe it...but it's definitely interesting

starshiptrooper starshiptrooperOG 2003

YOU ARE SO CORRECT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

who isn't? ... it's the cornerstone of life. without it none of us would be here.

theremin #9.1.1.2 thereminOG 2002

So, you did have a crush on your mom? Sorry, dude. You're alone on that one.

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002

not again! *urp* *urp* *urp*

ok4now #9.2 ok4nowOG 2002

i thought it was 'mom' for the boys and 'dad' for the girls...

tinser #9.2.1 tinserOG 2002

yeah it is....oedipal complex or something with a c for the girls...i forget

starshiptrooper #9.2.2 starshiptrooperOG 2003

ONLY if my dad were Mel Gibson, Colin Farrell, Jonny Depp....and hes not!

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#9.2.2.1 exitstageleftOG 2003

hahaha i still don't think that would be enough! if johnny depp was your dad, you wouldn't notice how sexy he is, because you'd be like "ew it's my lame boring dad"

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

haha, true..

i have an intense weird love for mel gibson..and i thought that when i saw What Women Want cuz his "daughter" was a little younger than me..i thought that..doesnt she think her dad is HOT!? haha

ew

this is gross.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

i thought helen hunt was hot in that movie!!!! and she's old enough to be my wife! whohoooo!

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002

yeah, you went too far on that one.

ok4now #9.2.2.2 ok4nowOG 2002

yeah, but that would make them 94 or something, right?

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#8 jollycandymanOG 2001

for a long time i had a crush on this really wierd girl who was 10 years older than me. She was like almost a psyco, i was a wierd kid. i drank alot of kool aid

tesoro #8.1 tesoroOG 2001

hahaha, wow...

the first crush i ever had..i was 7..he was 17..one of my older (10 yr old) friend's told me to go up to him and ask if he wanted to go skinny dipping with me..(I DIDNT KNOW WHAT THAT WAS!!) and he told me to "go home". haha..he's now an elder in my hall...yea..thats weird.

tinser #8.1.1 tinserOG 2002

i've heard this story so many times....he has a kid too

theremin #7 thereminOG 2002

I name my musical instruments after female celebs I gots thee hots for. It makes for good code-naming. There's Mila [Kunis] the theremin, Jewel [Klicher] the acoustic guitar, Maitland [Ward] the electric guitar, Colleen [Haskell] the bass guitar, Hannah [Spearitt] the keyboard synthesizer, Dido the keyboard sampler, Lindy [Booth] the alto saxophone, and Charlize [Theron] the drum set.
:-)
Weird, yeh?

One keyboard sampler has yet to be named tho. Don't know what to call her.

thatdarngirl #7.1 thatdarngirlOG 2002

Mila Kunis is soo hott, I love her. It's like in Gone In 60 Seconds, where they name the cars girls so that way they can talk in code!

ophelia #6 opheliaOG 2003

I can't think of anything I'd consider weird........welllll, when it comes to celebrities I mean..as regards friends, I'm always attracted to girls that other friends aren't...And there's a buncha celebrities many find attractive, that I don't..i.e. Jennifer Lopez, Reese Witherspoon(she freaks the mess outa me, i dunno why)

yodasucka #6.1 yodasuckaOG 2003

haha bry what about that sister you had a crush on? and u sent her a love letter and her husband got pissed?

ophelia #6.1.1 opheliaOG 2003

yeah, actually, I think i'm going to post that lil story as a forum or journal....

yodasucka #6.1.1.1 yodasuckaOG 2003

lol sorry, i was just reading your mind again...

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002 offtopic

if you could read my mind love
what a tale my thoughts would tell

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

that's an AWESOME song. simply amazing.

forrestina #6.1.2 forrestinaOG 2002

what are you talking about?? how come i dont know about this story?

skaorsk8 #6.2 skaorsk8OG 2002

reese witherspoon freaks me out too. seriously, i intensely dislike her.

ophelia #6.2.1 opheliaOG 2003

If we believed in the anti-christ, I'd label her as #1 candidate...LEGALLY BLONDE SHOULD BE BANNED!!..I haven't even seen the movie, & I hate it...

thatdarngirl #6.2.2 thatdarngirlOG 2002

I don't understand, she's so freakin cute and nice. If I could look like anyone I think I'd pick her.

ok4now #6.2.3 ok4nowOG 2002

ok, i let the first one go, but now you must die.

bozo #5 bozoFounder

This is one from a different angle, a weird crush aimed in my direction. At this moment I could swear this sister in my hall "has got the hots..." Goes out of her way to say hi, winks at me some times.... she's married and like 40. like...whoa.....

needless to say, we just went out saturday. it was fun.

fivezero #5.1 fivezeroOG 2003

punkin'homewrecker!

ok4now #5.1.1 ok4nowOG 2002

is that anything like 'farfignugen'?

fivezero #5.1.1.1 fivezeroOG 2003 stupid

quick! someone mark this comment "stupid!"

flomojopoanode #5.2 flomojopoanodeFounder

lol, who, bran!? Is it June?! (she was married)

bozo #5.2.1 bozoFounder

haha.... no, she's ooolllddd and a widow and has a crush..... i should have mentioned her too.... i was thinking someone else.

fivezero #4 fivezeroOG 2003

girl at the local bakery. mannn. also when i was younger there was a girl who worked at the comic book store who was good looking aaaand *ahem*monicalewinsky*ahem*

starshiptrooper #4.1 starshiptrooperOG 2003

hahahahahaha!
I had a crush on my gyn/ob!!!!!
After he delivered my first child. He was this greasy....um.....Hindu guy who after I wouldn't tell him my blood type said he was gonna force bloood on me if I needed it. WHAT WAS I THINKING??????
Oh, it must have been the demeral!!!!!!!!

skaorsk8 #4.1.1 skaorsk8OG 2002

ok, i am really freaked out by this story. please refrain from posting things like this.

ok4now #4.1.1.1 ok4nowOG 2002

lol...i second the motion

tinser tinserOG 2002

all in agreement say i.....I!

bozo bozoFounder

I....I....I....I

starshiptrooper starshiptrooperOG 2003

ohhhhhhhhhh pulease....it IS the wierdest, isnt it?
anyway, that kind of thing happens more then you thunk!

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002

i would think so, being's i DON'T thunk about it at all!

starshiptrooper starshiptrooperOG 2003

ummm ur a guy. do guys have babies? i dont spect u to understand.

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002 starshiptrooper

what does having babies have to do with having a crush on an ob/gyn?

starshiptrooper starshiptrooperOG 2003 ok4now

THEY DELIVER THEM!!! its an intimate reltionship!

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 starshiptrooper

Yeah..but like..they're seen your body..like your WHOLE body..only in a clinical way..isn't that more freakish then a turn on?

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002 thatdarngirl

the closest i could come to relating to this is when i needed a hernia checked out, and my lousy hmo 'doctor of the day' was a female med student. try NOT being excited when you're excited, if you catch my drift...

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ok4now

whatttttttttttttttt?!

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002 fivezero

don't be haytin'!!

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ok4now

i'm not hatin.' i just can't imagine being in that situation. and don't quote that movie ever again. or i'll put you in traction.

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002 fivezero

step off! only quotin the commercial.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ok4now

aattttaaa boyyyy

starshiptrooper starshiptrooperOG 2003 thatdarngirl

you WILL understand when it finally happens to you AND....ALLL IT WAS WASA CRUSH not a freakin love affair! was NOT a turn on, a CRUSH! It could have been a turn on lets say if he looked like Jonny Depp....

skaorsk8 #3 skaorsk8OG 2002

one time, i had a crush on my teacher for psych. she was pretty cute. and she was training to be an FBI agent. she was like 29. and not married. and blond. so anyway, she had us do an anonymous survey at the end of the year about how we liked the class, so i wrote "Teacher is good looking!"

the next year...i had her again for psych AP...i was having problems though...b/c i was depressed...and i went to her, and just explained the situation briefly...and she said.. "you?? depressed? a good looking guy like you?" and winked. (ok so she didn't really wink. but she did say that!)

thatdarngirl #3.1 thatdarngirlOG 2002 offtopic

On the depression topic. As a sophmore my friend told our evil geometry teacher that she was suffering from depression which made it hard to do her work sometimes..so the teacher just let her not do it if she didn't want to. Can I mark this as off topic myself?

ok4now #3.2 ok4nowOG 2002

great story!  

skaorsk8 #3.2.1 skaorsk8OG 2002

are you mocking me?? you better not be, bucko.

ok4now #3.2.1.1 ok4nowOG 2002

you'll know when i'm mocking you...in this case, i really liked "and winked"...i can actually picture that

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#2 toxicgirlOG 2003

I will share even though people are going to think I am insane. When I was in ninth grade, the Bealtes Anthology came out and I watched it on TV and bought the CDs and then bought books and magazines about the Beatles. I bought every single one of their albums and even interview tapes. Anyhow, somehow in this Beatles obsession, I developed a crush on Paul McCartney. Yeah, I know I was only 14. Yeah, I know that he was 60-something. But I thought that I would go to England and he would meet me and want to marry me.

starshiptrooper #2.1 starshiptrooperOG 2003

he just turned 61 like 2 months ago, I will always have a crush on him !!
*sigh*

ilikebirds #1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

i had a female doctor once... since i have an HMO.. it's usually a different doc. unless a request one... but i haven't run into that is all that cool. but once.. i came in for a check up.. and this female walked in.. thought it was a nurse. but she was a doc. about 35.. reallllly cute.. and she goes.. lets start.. do the usual.. and she says.. 'do you want my to check for testicular cancer' ... i said sure.. and i was really nervous.. because.. me naked. cute chick doc... but i was under control.. good times.

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