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ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

I had a crush on this subsitute teacher once... man.. she was so amazing... I'd purposely put poo into my teachers coffee so he'd get sick and the substitute would have to come in... she was this fresh out of college 24 yr old with silky blond hair, rosy cheeks, and deep green eyes. Man, if I was able to spell back then in pre-school I totally would have written her a love letter that went something like this : I look at you and feel this warmth come over me, and no it's not me pee filling up my diapers. It's something else, i dont know what it is.. i'm only 3.. but you get the point. it's warm.

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