Age Aint Nothin But A Number
by So, I was recently reminded of a story from my childhood, that proves, one can mack, at any age..Let me set the stage...
I remember it like it was yesterday..There i was,5 years old, head over heals in love w/a woman 5x my age. This woman, happened to be married; but instead of viewing her marriage as a reason to suppress my feelings for her, I viewed it as more of a challenge. And so, I broke out the crayon box, got some red construction paper(guess I had picked up from valentines day that red was the color of passion) and fashioned a love letter, professing my feelings to her. At the kingdom hall, after the next meeting, I stuffed this letter in her pocket book. Then, her crackhead husband finds out about my seduction in progress, sees the potential threat, and, proceeds to yell at me, scaring me out of the idea of stealing his wife..Talk about insecure...That was traumatic..Ah yes, but, it's better to have loved, and lost, than never to have loved at all...
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there was this italian dude, his name was tony...
jen?
jen?
haha
yo martha stewart's kickin butt
i don't get what the poll has to do with any thing...
yo this poll sucks, bryan. come on man. you can do waaaaaaaay better.
haha..hey, listen, I was high on nyquil @ the time
Oh that is the best feeling in the world!
darn straight, haha.....I find any excuse possible to down the stuff....
"Wuh boy, look @ that, I just stumped my toe on the coffee table, better drink some nyquil!!!"
"WELL WHAT DO YA KNOW!!..the love of my life just dumped me, it's NYQUIL TIME!"
"Ah man, 95.5 WPLJ'S playing the Police, looks like I better break out the Nyquil"
..you get the idea
everyone loves nyquil..i took it one time and it didnt do anything to me.
i have weird immunities...like to nyquil and caffine and poison ivy. seriously.
I bet if we mixed the three together & slipped it into your coke @ a party we could get some reaction outa ya...
haha, the nyquil and caffine wouldnt be to hard to do..the poison ivy though..you'd have to think of somethin good for that one.
I've tried to get poison ivy..nothing has ever happened. It's sad you don't get the lovely effects of nyquil though..it really is fun. Like if instead of sleeping you try to stay awake, you get all funny.
ezabel nyquil partaaay....no, really, i've never tried the stuff...i'm a bit scared...i'm afraid i will never wake up
Here's what to expect, during your first Nyquil trip:
You drink first dosage, &
FIRST You get a warm fuzzy feeling
THEN You get all incoherent, & everything seems to slow down
THEN You fall asleep & have like the weirdest dreams you ever had
....wake up, repeat
haha, sounds interesting......this stuff sounds like it shouldnt be legal though
yup, closest you can get to drugin up, or getting drunk, w/out the consequences..AND, if you actually took it because you had a cold, it chases the cold away...nothing but positives here
It is most definetly addictive. I was pretty dependent on it for a while just so I could sleep.
hmm...this sounds like a cheap way to chill out and get doped up on a saturday night after a night of nekid snowboarding...
ooooooo...nekid snowboarding.....time and place please?...(I think the guys should at least be wearing fig leaves or something)
ok, ok....fig leaves for everybody!!...only problem is I don't really know where to locate a fig tree in NJ...will oak tree leaves do? haha, we'll play russian rulette, w/leaves...every body picks from a barrel of leaves, and, 2 of the leaves are poison ivy...feelin lucky?!?
i have a fig tree!!
but i'm not in NJ..we'll stop by Sal's house..his dad has like 42 fig trees.
or, any other italian in NJ...they've gotta have one.
oh, so you italians are all figgin' it up eh? I like grew up @ going over 2 an italian family's house constantly, one a bit more italian than the other, and, I never noticed any fig trees..guess I wasn't paying attention
heck yea man..we certainly do, fig it up. if they were REAL italians...there was a fig tree. well, the only exception to the fig tree rule is the tomato and zucchini plants rule..s'gotta be one or the other.
and if you're a REAL irishman, you have a basement full of beer...er, thats not what i meant...i meant...umm, just...kiss me i'm irish!
I HAVE A FIG TREE!!
are you italian.
WOO HOO!! YOu Rock Tinser!!! and Yes I am ITALIAN... right Tesoro!!
haha yup, back in the day we'd drive everyone nuts w/ the italianess. lol
Yeah... it was great!! Either your Italian or you want to be!! Oh the fun times Jahanna... Io e Te Jahanna ;)
i'd hate to be italian! I'm happy with my irishness
thats not what you said wednesday when i brought my home-made chicken parm to work!
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
who marked this stupid? DAN?! if anything..this is informative..i'm simply stating a verfiable fact...
I OBJECT!
i think this point has been made. let it die. italian people should stay in italy.
yay, we're getting rid of italian people...wow, there are way too many italians on this site for me to say this...it wouldn't be safe...let the italian people stay! get rid of the jewish portugese mixes
how about we rid the world of all people who use up more than there fair share of letters?? all these extra "e"'s where they shouldn't be...like "ye olde little shoppe"...they should all be taken out back and shot
and what's even MORE lame is that you marked your own...UNinformative (if i may add) comment..as informative...
ohh the injustice of it all.
hey guys, guys, break it up...eZabel's supposed to be about the love, no more bickering...I hear another peep & you're all getting sent to your room...&, yeah, courtney's right, don't start making fun of italians, we don't want any unfortunate mafia-related incidents going down because of instigating statements made in this thread...they got short tempers, and they're known to slice off fingers
Dont worry Jahanna I realized your comment was informative, so I marked it that way and Dan's was stupid. We have to defend our Italianess... Dan is just jealous that he can't have any great Italian food liked baked ziti, or anything with cheese because he is lactose intolerant. Its a shame you know...
ohhhhhhhh, i'm hungry...please refrain from making my mouth water
sorry, but sometimes I cant refrain from making your mouth water ;)
hee hee. that was cute.
haha, this is true
Yeah :)
haha..giac, you romeo you.... and the added " ;) " for emphasis, lol
only if my and giacmo can alternate w/romeo's role..haha
What light through yonder window breaks it is the east and Tinser is the sun ;)
alright my turn..uhhh...tinser hath pluckith my heart from my chest, just as a love sick damselle plucks petals from a rose..(GIACMO TOOK the only widely known phrase from the play!!..So I had to make something up...Thanks a lot giac!..haha j/k..I think that kinda sounds like it could be from shakespearian lit though..Yo could totally pass for shakespeare, word)
haha, nice attempt...i think giacamo won this battle though....however, i guess since you had to make your own, that was creative...but, quoted shakespeare wins over creativity i believe....so, giacamo, giacamo, where art thou giacomo?
Deny thy father and refuse thy name for if thou shall not be sworn my love for I no longer be a Matteo...
wow, you guys are severely retarded. all your doing is inflating her massive blonde head. and after you've done that--she'll be too smart and too shallow to mess with you children.
blonde head? what are you talking about? are you calling me stupid? I'm not even blonde, and i'm not stupid either
See, how she leans her cheek upon her hand! O that I were a glove upon that hand, That I might touch that cheek!
My only love sprung from my only hate! Too early seen unknown, and known too late! Prodigious birth of love it is to me that I must love a loathed enemy.
What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet.
parting is such sweet sorrow that i shall say good night till it be morrow
do not swear at all, or if thou wilt, swear by the gracious self, which is the god of my idolatry
do not swear at all, or if thou wilt, swear by the gracious self, which is the god of my idolatry
alright, you guys have definately been hitting up www.shakespeare.com
O, speak again, bright angel! for thou art as glorious to this night, being o'er my head as is a winged messenger of heaven 30 unto the white-upturned wondering eyes of mortals that fall back to gaze on him when he bestrides the lazy-pacing clouds and sails upon the bosom of the air.
is it possible that we're getting carried away w/this?...or is it never old..cause it seems you're attempting to quote the whole play..in incriments
hahahah, that was the funniest comment of the night....yes, it does seem like we are running out of room
What are you talking about.. there is still more room here!!
you can't even see your comments anymore if you don't click on the little arrows
What little arrows?? Change the setting on your screen and you can see just fine :) Look at the news story "Sweet like Strawberry Wine" and you will see how tiny this thing can get ;)
haha, so you're saying we should keep this going then........for as long as possible
ian's server's gonna blow up if we make one more comment in this forum, haha
haha, is ezabel running even slower on your computer now?
yes!!!..interesting how you find humor in my cyber-misfortune.....haha
I think this'll slowley wind down by itself pretty soon actually..& unless the italian wonder starts spittin out shakespeare quotes again, lol
hahaha, to be or not to be...that is the question (wrong play...thats hamlet)
Fact of the day: Bryan's band, AND ezabel sn are both named after a shakespearkian character..he's also named a few body parts after shakespeare characters...we wont get into that though
Sleep dwell upon thine eyes, peace in thy breast! Would I were sleep and peace, so sweet to rest! Hence will I to my ghostly father's cell,His help to crave, and my dear hap to tell.
hey, you're gettin kinda fresh there buddy
Thats exactly what Im saying!! At least this time, it cant be archived :)
haha, here here!
yum we dont have one but i go to my auntie's house to get them
i had poison ivy once on the yellow chewable tablets... and NO way will i ever ever ever ever ever ever ever want to get it agian. if i'm ever running through the woods for some reason neked.. i'm making sure i'm wearing a cup, sock, or plastic bag.. because that was the worst week of my life. the pain.. the itch.. the .. pure.. thought of it.. cringe cringe
ah, nekid woodland-sprinting....what fun...(a lil side note, why are we all spelling naked wrong, on purpose?...it's becoming a fad, and I'd like to get to root of it..for it seems I too am being affected)
jahanna, people don't react to caffeine when they are young....but one day...ONE DAY....you are going to feel the torture i feel when i can't fall asleep....because all of a sudden its going to effect you
i've never had nyquil either. i never take medicine anyway. i just suck it up. last time i popped an advil or tylenol must have been when my mom was still cutting them in half to give them to me when i was like 6.
i think its better if you dont. I think that if you take it for everything, it loses its effect
yea thats why i dont take it... i'd rather suffer through and in the end being stronger.. unless i had glaucoma ... i'd definately take the medicine prescribed for that...everyday
called you so many times today
and I guess it's all true what your girlfriend says
that you don't ever want to see me again
and your brother's gonna kill me
and he's six feet ten
I guess you'd call it cowardice
but I'm not prepared to go on like this
I CAN'T I CAN'T, I CAN'T STAND LOOOSINNN
let's sing that to each other in our sick voices!
u sick too?..what the heck's goin on, it's like disease fest, 2003
it's the change of the weather...or maybe isabel was laced with sickness!
whenever i see this title it remeinds me of that aaliyah song of the same name. but yeah i enjoyed this story. my little sister also has the mack and takes age as no consideration but she hasn't gotten in trouble yet.
That's cause she's a cute little red head..and Ophelia..well..
yeah. as having 3 redheads for sisters, they get away with a lot. (not with the parents but others just cuz of the red hair.)
how about red headed boys?
cute little red-deaded boys are good but once they get older they many times loose it.
hahahaah...good thing bobby's not on eZabel(u met him, he was @ manhunt)...he wouldn't enjoy reading this statement
he had red hair? it didn't seem so. just....well.... boys with red hair...... they have an uphill struggle. you catch my drift?
no...explain further..lol
I don't get it.
either do i
its an uphill stuggle. its really hard for them....(to be good looking). not to be mean towards anyone but mostly guys with red hair have the pale skin with blond eyebrows and freckles. attractive? sometimes. but mostly..
hahaha, i love the bashing of red haired guys...this is great....hahaha
haha. not trying to be mean or anything. but girls with red hair look cute but..... i don't know.... maybe its just my personal preference.
yeah..I know where you're coming from...red haired girls can be very cute...I'm no "guy" expert..but...one of the first people to come to mind, is conan obrien....sure he's funny..but..I doubt you girls consider him a heart throb
I thought he was blonde..and old?
hmm...nah, he's always talking about how he has red hair and he's pasty white, he uses his own features for excuses for jokes....and he's like 35
35? He's practically dead!
whoa ...immediately stop the conan bashing. he's my frickin' idol. i love him. unnaturally..
If you can't figure out an explaination to your statement, just do what I do..make something up...something so obscure it totally distracts from the fact that the question was never answered
GOOD, i'm glad.....hahhahaha, i'm so mean....i'm just kidding of course...if you know what i'm referring to....i'm not that mean...i just like to kid
how dare you insult me in my thread!.lol...I outa have you moderated out...
I had a crush on this subsitute teacher once... man.. she was so amazing... I'd purposely put poo into my teachers coffee so he'd get sick and the substitute would have to come in... she was this fresh out of college 24 yr old with silky blond hair, rosy cheeks, and deep green eyes. Man, if I was able to spell back then in pre-school I totally would have written her a love letter that went something like this : I look at you and feel this warmth come over me, and no it's not me pee filling up my diapers. It's something else, i dont know what it is.. i'm only 3.. but you get the point. it's warm.
i've never heard this story...is that because we were married at the time??
woah boy...it seems, I've been caught cheating...Man..So lets look @ this here, I was married, attempting to have an affair w/a married woman, @ 5...that, that is just unusual....(& you've definately heard this story, Jose & Cheri Alvarez?..They were in the Wild West cong for a while, they moved someplace, I forgot where)
wow yeah i heard this story years later. okay so this makes the SECOND time you cheated on me. how could you
ha ha, dude, this IS funny!
were you taking goat weed even back then?
no, I have no need for HGW, I mack o'naturallll...lol
clearly this cat was insecure, if he's sweatin' a lil kid horn-swaggling [stealing] his wife! i'm just surprised he didn't put you over his knee and wear your behind out!
yeah, i mean, one would think that the guy would just laugh about it, pinch my cheek or something, and get over it..lol, this dude was actually annoyed...It's funny, I'm 20 now, &, I see this couple every once in a while...And to this day there's still an awkwardness,15 years later, it's amazing..(wife's not so hot anymore, maybe it's best that this didn't work out, haha)
see now that's just sad. what ever happened to "forgive and forget"?
That's really weird that they're awkward about it. Like, you were five..was he really that insecure about you stealing his wife?
Well, realistically, I doubt his fear was that I'd end up stealing her, lol, I mean come on, I was like 1/4 his size & 1/6 his age...But, he obviously had some issues, anybody in their right mind would just laugh about something like this..I remember being made to feel like what I did was wrong, lol, he took to me to the back of the kingdom hall & chastised me. I shoulda just pimp slaped'm & proceeded to snatch up his wife like I intended. But, alas, I was 5 & easily intimidated.
what on earth could he possibly said to you! That's crazy!
all i remember is his tone & how I fealt, i have no idea what he said..& then my parents laughing about it on the car ride home..me in the backseat w/a broken heart, haha
ha ha, oh my , if i were your parents i think i would have laid the smack down on the brother, for goodness sakes you were a pre k'er
Hahaha. That's adorable. Did he tell you to meet him in the B-school so you could fight him?
haha, I could like invision him trying to lay this situation before the elders, trying to get me df'ed @5 for an attempted affair w/his wife, and all the brothers looking @ him like he was some sorta lunatic
I wonder how old was the youngest person to get df'ed.
that reminds me of a country song: i'm already taken
apparently it doesn't for anyone else
who's it by?..never heard it
steve wariner...song starts out with a boy having a crush on a girl, then the chorus: "i'm already taken, you spoke up too late; i love somebody else, so you'll just have to wait". it goes on for a few versus until they get married and the woman is tucking their son into bed. the son asks mom if he can marry her and she sings the chorus.
the son asks the mom if he can marry her!?!..haha..that's so hick-cliche..seems steve wariner might have been influenced by jerry springer....
LOL! no matter how many times i have heard this story.. i laughed every time... Bry, ur the bestest