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ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

someones always sick in the valenti family. whaaaaats goingggg onnn

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

it's because they are all girls. boys = less diseases. as proof i cite the degaspri family.

jay79 jay79OG 2001

how so?? there are the same number of boys and girls in the family

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

yeah but the valentis have NO boys. so that works. see?

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003

we do too have a boy! his name is Felino! and hes the cutest boy i've ever seen...

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

as if bryan nick bobby and every other guy aren't actually in our family...some of these people are at my house more than i am

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

maybe cus my mom works in the hospital? or cus there are always people in and out of my house...coming for food and leaving disease

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

you need vitamins... chug down like 4 vitamins a day... and do push ups. you will never get sick that way. and when you are sick.. drink lots of alcohol. it kills all germs.

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

thank you for your expert medical opinion phamboy.

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