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On Way I Dislike My Family

yodasucka by yodasucka · Sep 17, 2003 · 520 views · Journal

So, i'm sick... deathly ill really. I stay home from school because my mother tells me how she'll get me an appointment at the hospital so a doctor can actully determine what it is I am dieing from. Last night, I explain to my mother the series of events for the next day. I tell her that my sister will take her to work, I will keep the car at home with me and when it is time for my appointment, I will simply drive myself over to the hospital. So I wake up this morning to find myself home alone and my car is GONE. My mother decided to break our plans and take the car to work. Now, I am stuck here, with no cough drops (cuz they r in the car) and no juice to drink cuz I can't leave the house to get any thing! Now, one might ask, why would she do such a thing to me? Her reply? She didn't understand the plans! UGH! Ok, I'm done venting, I am going to the hospital now. GR!

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ok4now #1 ok4nowOG 2002

would you like some cheese?

jk...hope u feel better

yodasucka #1.1 yodasuckaOG 2003

no, i would not like cheese... chicken soup however... that i would enjoy... u can bring me some... btw, i just realized, i think my journal would make more sense if i would have typed "on WHY i dislike my family" rather then "on WAY i dislike my family" hahaha

forrestina #1.1.1 forrestinaOG 2002

hah this reminds me-did you see the sign by Commerce bank? "no left into drivewyay"

skaorsk8 #1.1.2 skaorsk8OG 2002

if you're still home at lunch call me i'll pick up soup for you

yodasucka #1.1.2.1 yodasuckaOG 2003

yo dan, def taking u up on this offer.. i like chicken noddle!

ok4now #1.1.3 ok4nowOG 2002

see now, and i thought it was 'one way i dislike my family'

forrestina #2 forrestinaOG 2002

im so sorry mel bell. i had to drive dad's icky van to work otherwise i would have taken you to the doctor. i feel yuck myself =(

forrestina #3 forrestinaOG 2002

um why isn't summer taking care of you? does she still work on wednesdays??

ilikebirds #4 ilikebirdsOG 2002

someones always sick in the valenti family. whaaaaats goingggg onnn

skaorsk8 #4.1 skaorsk8OG 2002

it's because they are all girls. boys = less diseases. as proof i cite the degaspri family.

jay79 #4.1.1 jay79OG 2001

how so?? there are the same number of boys and girls in the family

skaorsk8 #4.1.1.1 skaorsk8OG 2002

yeah but the valentis have NO boys. so that works. see?

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003

we do too have a boy! his name is Felino! and hes the cutest boy i've ever seen...

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

as if bryan nick bobby and every other guy aren't actually in our family...some of these people are at my house more than i am

forrestina #4.2 forrestinaOG 2002

maybe cus my mom works in the hospital? or cus there are always people in and out of my house...coming for food and leaving disease

ilikebirds #4.2.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

you need vitamins... chug down like 4 vitamins a day... and do push ups. you will never get sick that way. and when you are sick.. drink lots of alcohol. it kills all germs.

forrestina #4.2.1.1 forrestinaOG 2002

thank you for your expert medical opinion phamboy.

yodasucka #5 yodasuckaOG 2003

UPDATE! i have returned from the doctor... i have an upper respiratory infection... feel bad... send flowers. bring me soup!

forrestina #5.1 forrestinaOG 2002

i bring you slurpee and giant reese's cup!

hunkpapap #5.2 hunkpapapOG 2003

you need spongebob scrubs...

omegatweeter #5.3 omegatweeterOG 2003

hey i had that too a while back. i know how you feel. get back on your feet soon melly :)

starshiptrooper #5.4 starshiptrooperOG 2003

take on part HOT tea and 3 parts whiskey and call me in the morning.
i swear this works.

starshiptrooper #6 starshiptrooperOG 2003

no family is perfect...deal with it.

thatdarngirl #6.1 thatdarngirlOG 2002

We don't have to deal with it..just put up with it because we won't always have to be under such circumstances

starshiptrooper #6.1.1 starshiptrooperOG 2003

same thing. look at the cover of the watchtower we studied last sunday.
THEN complain, if THAT was you're lot in life. kids take too much for granted.

thatdarngirl #6.1.1.1 thatdarngirlOG 2002

Ok..you sound like you're 95 "kid's these days.." Ok, it's really horrible the conditions of some parts of this world (actually all of this world considering we're all under pressure one way or another from satan) BUT we really can't do anything about it. I can't be like "oh some kids are starving so I shouldn't throw away my food..or maybe I should eat less" Me eating less isn't gonna put food infront of those kids. BUT I do have to live with the social/economic/etc. position I'm in. I appreciate all the things I have, but that doesn't mean life is just peachy keen, everyone has their problems. It's not really fair to compare my problems to someone living in a third world country since it's two different worlds.

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002

*mrrrrreow!* *hsssssssssssss*

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

People say this all the time! It's no fair! Of course my problem isn't starving to death but I have to live in a society where I fill my brain full of info until I'm 25 and then work 50 hours a week at a job I hate!

starshiptrooper starshiptrooperOG 2003

just like all the REST OF US its callled growing up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

I know what it's called, we weren't playing jeopardy here where I state the definition and you tell me what it is.

starshiptrooper starshiptrooperOG 2003

do u remember WHY (on Seinfeld) the guys liked *cat fights* ;)

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002

don't remember that one...what was it?

starshiptrooper starshiptrooperOG 2003

ok its gross but.....they figgure if 2 women were fighting, they might .....kiss!!! MEN!!!!!they think with thier.....

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

stop with the cliches. you're killing me here. we don't think with our--whatever you were gonna say..

tinser tinserOG 2002 fivezero

woah, woah...i think this conversation has gotten a little out of control

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 tinser

hahaha, you haven't seeeen out of control, lil missy.

tinser tinserOG 2002 fivezero

haha, ohhhh that's a scary thought...intriguing at the same time though i suppose

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 tinser

well. let me just say. i HAVE seen out of control, and brian, running around with only a loincloth while pretending to be moses is NOT something i want to see again.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 skaorsk8

OMG, i'm so embarrassed! dan, i thought i destroyed those pictures! but here's a fun fact: i wore a good sized loin cloth for a congregation play! i was a nephelim! i stole fruit and pushed people around!

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 fivezero

stole fruit...pushed people around...wore loincloth...brian, you're going down a BAD road. these issues need to be addressed ASAP.

starshiptrooper starshiptrooperOG 2003 fivezero

cliche??? no way, its called experience.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 starshiptrooper

Knowing that men think with their stomachs not their brains?

tinser tinserOG 2002 thatdarngirl

what!? I thought it was their feet?

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 tinser

For some reason that's what I originally wanted to say too..They think with their hobbit-like feet!

tinser tinserOG 2002 thatdarngirl

just out of curiousity, why did you change to stomach?

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 tinser

Mmm..don't really know, isn't that an old saying or something 'the way to the guys heart is through his stomach'

tinser tinserOG 2002 thatdarngirl

ohhh, yeah...cause they like to eat...i never liked that saying much

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 tinser

Yeah..it's like 'oh okay..that guy is hott, I want him..let me cook him some nice pasta'

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 thatdarngirl

yo pasta is reallly gooot
i love parsts

and i love food

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ilikebirds

i love BEEEEEEER

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 skaorsk8

yeayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

tinser tinserOG 2002 thatdarngirl

yeah, i know...its like love is based on how well you can cook. Boy, that wouldn't be good, i don't think i'd ever get a guy.

Baking, on the other hand...i'm not so bad at that...if we're gonna base the world on something, i vote for baking.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 tinser

you can't have cookies for breakfast!!

(well ok maybe you can. so what. crazy go nuts!)

tinser tinserOG 2002 skaorsk8

well, for breakfast, i can make a mean bowl of cereal. And i can handle bacon...its just the tea i have problems with. Remember that jahanna?

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 tinser

good thing i dont have tea for breakfast

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ilikebirds

good thing i only eat cereal

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 skaorsk8

good thing you CAN'T have MILK !

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ilikebirds

SHUT IT, ASIAN BOY

tinser tinserOG 2002 ilikebirds

hey now, i'll give him orange juice

malibu malibuOG 2001 tinser

some days i drink a gallon of orange juice. i love that stuff!!!!

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 malibu

I drink a glass every morning now..it's my way of being healthy!

tinser tinserOG 2002 thatdarngirl

yeah, its packed with vitamin c

tinser tinserOG 2002 skaorsk8

good thing...that way our marriage is going to work out very well...except that ty thing with the tea...

tinser tinserOG 2002 ilikebirds

yeah, it is good, it might ruin our marriage then

tesoro tesoroOG 2001 tinser

yes, dont ever let courtney make tea. it's an accident waiting to happen.

tinser tinserOG 2002 tesoro

hahaha, who knew that filling a tea pot to the top was a bad idea???

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 tesoro

I'll keep that in mind.. as long as she can make scramble eggs. lifes good

tinser tinserOG 2002 ilikebirds

i'll get right to that

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 tinser

and when i say " as long as she can make scramble eggs" i really mean.. "who cares what she's cooking as long as she wears one of those 'KISS THE CHEF' aprons."

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 tinser

I'd be single forever. My limits are toast (which I screw up all the time), cakes, grilled cheese, french toast, and crepes.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

i remember that julia louise-dreyfus was like 7 months pregnant in that episode

starshiptrooper starshiptrooperOG 2003

yea it IS fair b/c when u realize how GOOD you have it here, you will tend to whine just a little bit less. even if we're lower middle class. we have too much. it breaks my heart to see the suffering, and the WT brought out that 54% of the worlds population live on $2. or less a day. Thats not even enuff lunch money HERE!!!
oh btw i AM 95. minus 49.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

Yeah..it is sad about how little everyone else has, but depriving myself of stuff isn't gonna make it any better for them! I am very fortunate for all I have..oh but people are starving in other places so maybe I'll just deprive myself of the comforts of life I am fortunate enough to have just so I can sympathize with them so more. This world is unfair deal with it..some of us got the better end of it, doesn't mean we're living the perfect life.

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002

95??? that makes mel gibson 130!

starshiptrooper starshiptrooperOG 2003

whatever!!!!!!!!!!!

starshiptrooper starshiptrooperOG 2003

huh?? 95 minus 49, lol

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

I think we should settle this dispute the old fashioned way..in the ring baby....The first eZabel funded boxing event...As a halftime event, I will break dance, to Further Seems Forever

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

In the jell-o wrestling ring!?

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

break dance?? you...dance...the idea does not seem good.

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

it's BROKE dance daniel...bryan established this last night. haha

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

yes, as jahanna has just brought out, it's called broke dance silly, get w/it..and, #2, if you ever grind on me again, like you did @ that shindig this past weekend, I will get my witch doctor aunt to cast the nastiest spell on you.....wait, wait, JW's can't do stuff like that can they...errrrr

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

woah. dude. i don't know what you're talking about. i remember having two beers and then waking up somewhere in suffern on the ride home.

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

wait, u dont remember anything?..so that means you have no recollection of the shop-right fiasco involving the frozen food section, you in boxers, string cheese, and that mule?...haha..man, you musta got blasted, u blacked out pretty bad

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ophelia

holy crap. i'm getting worried now. i TOLD steve to keep an eye on me.

tinser tinserOG 2002 ophelia

wow, i hope you had the video camera out

tinser tinserOG 2002

i've already got my tickets

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

I'm looking @ the flyer for this event & it says that all people who win ezabel beauty pagents get in for free..this might apply to you

tinser tinserOG 2002

yippee, oh, so i have an extra ticket if anyone wants to buy it

starshiptrooper #7 starshiptrooperOG 2003

sorry if i came down hard on ya...I was basically thinking about MY whiney kids. Nothing personal.

skaorsk8 #7.1 skaorsk8OG 2002

you want some cheese to go with that whine??

ok4now #7.1.1 ok4nowOG 2002

you'll get yours

starshiptrooper #7.2 starshiptrooperOG 2003

and Yoda, remember this sage advice....
*If life deal you lemons, make lemonade.
If it deals ya tomaotoes, make bloody marys!!!!*

thatdarngirl #7.2.1 thatdarngirlOG 2002

Bloody Marys' have their route in female unclean-ness. That's why when we asked my History teacher he turned bright red and became very uncomfortable.

starshiptrooper #7.2.1.1 starshiptrooperOG 2003

ya, vodka and tomatoe juice. real unclean. ur history teacher is an idiot.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

Okie, you would be the 'idiot'-as you so kindly put it first- for not reading what I said. Don't insult Higgins because he is the man. I said "have their route in female unclean-ness" as in background, like the name..where it originated from.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

oi! respect your elders, insolent whelp!

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

She insulted Mr. Higgins, the smartest person ever.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

ohhh, um, i'm sorry. i think you've mistaken me with someone who cares! you just better know your roll, lil missy.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

And what is my roll seeing as how I obviously don't know it from what you are saying.

starshiptrooper starshiptrooperOG 2003

Jesus was prob the smartest person EVER.

starshiptrooper starshiptrooperOG 2003

thank u mr 5-0. if my daughter called one of her fellow older JWs an idiot i'd smack her face. of course, if it was one of her PEERS......she just might be correct. (J/K AGAIN!!!!!!!!!)

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

I guess I should be glad I'm not your daughter then?

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

Yeah..I could have been a lot more tactfull and nicer when I said that..I'm sorry. Of course, if other people thought it was serioisly innapropriate, there are these things called ez-messages that work just great.

starshiptrooper starshiptrooperOG 2003

i understood exactly what u said. it stirred up a memory of what my Social Studies teacher told us about Kathrine the Great of Russia, which I will not print in public. something we kids DID NOT need to know.

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002

yeah, what's up with teachers that do that? i still can't read/watch alice in wonderland anymore because of the ridiculous imagery my english teacher taught us in 11th grade.

starshiptrooper starshiptrooperOG 2003

ain't it weird? its the ONLY thing I can remember that this teacher taught me, lol.

T
#7.2.1.2 toxicgirlOG 2003

Ohh...I thought it was from Queen Mary from England having so many ppl killed and shedding so much innocent blood.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

Well, that's what we thought when we asked him and he turned all red and mumbled something and we kind of had an idea of what he said so we kept pressing him to explain it and said we didn't know what that meant.

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