SPHERE ROCKS!!!!!!!....Loved it almost as much as I love wendy's spicy chicken sandwiches
that was the last meat i ate before i went vegetarian!
I use wendy's spicy chicken sandwiches for violent colon evacuation.
you want a serious colonic flow instigator?..just go to White Castle man, I seriously think they have like ex-lax in the burgers
ugh, they are the most disgusting things EVER
I really like those things..so small and mushy
ugh, just thinking about it makes me want to throw up
I have a strong stomach for some stuff. Remember that Olean stuff that made all potato chips fat free but also made everyone really sick and killed your intenstines? Yeah..I could eat a whole bag of doritos with that stuff in it and be fine.
hmm,i never heard of the stuff....but it sounds impressive, haha
I like white castle too...one thing that bothers me about the place though, is their most recent fast food creation, called the "Chicken Ring"....talk about abnormal, those things freak me out..oh, and the MCGRIDDLE MUST DIE!!!..that thing's disgusting!!..My tastebuds have never been so confused/disgusted in my life, what a horrible combination of flavors
mmm McGriddles are really good
ok...that commericial...what's going on there. i don't know.
you haven't seen the one with the little boy who's dressed as a spaceman, running around his yard around a big fake space-rocket, then he gets in and his dog pushes the launch button and the rocket takes off? Now that I think about it, one of the guys in the car, kinda looks like Dan.
ok. dean, you REALLY asked for it.
THIS GUY DOES NOT LOOK LIKE ME.
He does TALK like me. I realized it as I listened to him. In this sarcastic "i'm not impressed" voice.
dan, grow an afro..then, we'll truely be able to gauge whether this statment is true or not..the guy in the commercial, is fro'd up
I'm buying him one'a those holloween costume afros from party city....yeah, this is gonna be funny
I bought a wig from Spencer's halloween collection the other day. So much fun.
yo, wig party, @ dan's house....word up...now's my chance to harnest the power of the mohawk
Oh..I would love a mohawk for just one day!! I got this long black-haired wig that comes down to my middle back. I had meant to show up to the party on saturday with it on but it was too freakin hott out so that didn't work.
After halloween I'm definetly going to buy some pink and purple wigs.
I don't mean this in any bad way. I just really think the "kinda black" guy in this ad resembles you.
and asians. we'd never accept him into our underground world..
could i come into your undergroung world?
no. you have too many suitors. i dont have enough room for all those retards. plus.. why is it always about YOU YOU YOU and YOUR book
the suitors can stay out...all i need is you....however, it will still be all about me and my book
no. i'm thru with it. go to your shakespeare qouting lovers of men. i'm done. and.. your book stinks.
no no ty...please...i can't go on without you....if this is it for us....then this is it for me....my life can't go on without you...where is the poison?
well just make sure you leave enough poison on your lips so all those other suitors kiss you and die too.
this means you won't be kissing me too?
nahh i got dishes to do
ouch :(
ah, dost thow taunt the lovely tinser, with spitefull remark, and jest?...I shall run thee through with my sharpest blade!
Yes, I have riden in on my white horse, and have come to ravish the villianous Sir I Like Birds, for his trecherous dealings with you..Stand back, as I engage him in combat..Ah, this shall be an easy kill...
umm cute. real cute. but i have a gun. so die.
aww, come on...let's all be friends
Fact: 93% of ezabel homocides start w/two guys fighting over a girl
because one of them always has a gun
yooouuu couldn't kill a fly!..let alone a young 147lb whipersnapper such as myself
oh, yeah, you're right haha....cause you definately got more than two fightin over you, what'st he count up to now, like 8?
haha, i dont know....havent counted....dont count fivezero though...he hates me...and thinks i'm blonde
no no, he doesn't hate you..he hates the image of you that he's created in his head, a totally erroneous, ficticious blonde character...if he knew you I highly doubt he'd anywhere near hate you..tis against laws of physics...FIVEZERO!!..YOU WILL RUE THE DAY!!
i repeat yet again...bryan is too cool...yeah, he never met me...its against the rules to hate me...yet at least
i'm gonna set up a rendevous...w/you me & fivezero..he will meet you and hate, not you, but himself, for ever even entertaining the thought of disliking you...and he will get on his knees and beg for your forgivness..but, you will kick sand in his eyes(the rendevous will be on the beach)..and we will ride into the sunset..on a camel
kicking sand in someones eyes doesnt sound very much like something i'd do
Or perhaps the macking forum?
yeah, we need a private bryan/courtney thread....no no, courtney/bryan thread
courtney - bryan?..hmm, well, just for the sake of order..I think it should be alphabetical....WHOOPS!!!..what do ya know?..b comes before c...guess it's the bryan-courtney forum afterall..oh well
I mentioned once in Anthro class that camels couldn't be domesticated because they spit. Someone told me that if I road them all day long they would spit at me too. That was not meant in a sexual way at all.
well, DUH!!..that's why you first sedate them, and secure a plastic bag over their mouth...it's kinda annoying though cause you have to repeat the process once the bag's full....not a job for the squeamish...which is why I've hired a servent
hey hey, you can't do that for a couple of reasons:
1: I am dating FIVEZERO
2: I weigh more than you
17: Thai will still come around with his gun and shoot you (it doesn't matter if its his fight or not, there is no stopping an asian with a firearm)
my lovely beautiful girlfriend is right, folks. there will be no confrontation. and i DO NOT hate tinser! i don't even know tinser. i was just making fun of that silly exchange. i don't know if she's blonde or not, but that whole diatribe was pretty blonde. 99 times out of 100 i endorse peace and love on ezabel. except when someone talks about loving Rancid..then all i endorse is destruction..
yea i hate you
I think we need to get Rancid to play for the next Ezabel party.
waitttttttttttt.... you're taken?!... woe is me
Don't be sad, you don't even know what I look like. Going by the pictures you posted on the macking forum, I'm not your type. You are better off. Keep your chin up.
i dont have a type.. well it's intelligent, sweet, and somewhat innoccent...thats all i require.
Oh that's it?? Well do you want my number as a back up?
OI! what's this?! you wouldn't leave me for the Teryaki Terror would you?
sorry i dont mess with other mens women. only other womens women. however if 5-0 ends up in prison fo' LIFE. HOLLA
We can have that arranged..I got friends in high places..if you know what i'm sayin..wink wink....
you're winking at me ? hitting on me ?
aren't I always...I just cannot resist from displaying my affection for you...sorry if I was to obvious about it