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malibu Sep 24, 2003

don't twinkies last forever though? so even if gamma bought them when your parents were 12, they would still be all good.

flomojopoanode Sep 25, 2003

I heard that if you stick a twinkie in the Microwave it sparks! It's like sticking a CD in there, or metal!

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

actually this is just a joke. I thought twinkies were indestructable AND in-expire-able. Hmm, actually the only food that doesn't need an expiration date is Honey, and that's the truth

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jollycandymanOG 2001

so technically honey could last a thousand years?

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