DUDE, I'm gonna finally meet Ian. Anyway, i'm going to be in teh pool til it closes then hang out and try to get some sleep. I mean the pool is a good place to kill some time...

yea if you're not black and know how to swim. shhhhhhhhhhhhh whipish micha hates swimming

i used to take swimming lessons . . . i'm a certified lifeguard . . . and i'm black

well i'm taller than you

how'd u know I was a midget?

the mexicans told me. they are cute .

were they lanscapers too? the mexicans i know are all raunchy and only like to talk about relations

hahah, relations....

hahaha, diarhea....

when ur sittin in ur flat and u hear something splat...diarhea. (does anyone remember that song?)

do i?! WHen your driving in a Chevy and you feel something heavy.................diarhea

when you're walkin down the hall and you feel somethin fall... diarrhea