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iwz by iwz · Aug 21, 2003 · 328 views · ·

hm... should I bring my gamecube to my hotel room for the convention this weekend? it can get _quite_ boring in the room, especially since nobody else is in my hotel

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ophelia opheliaOG 2003 ·

Suggestions of things to do, when bored:

Try to count all the fibers of the nearest carpet
Read the dictionary
Clip toenails
The electric slide(psyche!)
Watch Oprah
Go on eZabel
Make fun of Dan Hill
Sign off eZabel

Call the loby & tell them you want somebody sent up to your room - when the person shows up @ your room tell them you're offended by the color scheme of the bathroom and want it changed

Bungie jump
Bake pies

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

torment timmy....ie: crushed potato chips in the bed, shaving cream on the phone reciever, miss-matched suits, king james version of the bible instead of new world...oh, we can go on for dayyyys

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 ·

haha, that's hilarious..yeah, you L.I. chicks are crazy..haha...who's timmy & what'd he do to deserve this?

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

haha, we're not crazy...just like to liven things up....while we were applepicking we snuck rocks into peoples bags, haha...that was funny

anyway, he is this guy who used to be in our congregation...he was just too serious and we needed to lighten him up

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 ·

lol....yeah, that's pretty dissapointing....ya go applepicking, get home, all ready to make some apple pies, open your apple sacks & realize you have nothing but rocks.....but..hmmm..when life gives you lemons, you're supposed to make lemon aide right?..so, I guess if we were to go by that standard, they'd have to make rock pies?

J
jollycandymanOG 2001 ·

and people could say, these pies rock.
oh man that was awesome I am too smooth, zing!!!

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

doesn't the hard rock cafe specialize in those? da dum dum....yeah, anyone in the mood for some corn?

J
jollycandymanOG 2001 ·

*duck* who threw that ham? Oh no i didn't!

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003 ·

DUDE, I'm gonna finally meet Ian. Anyway, i'm going to be in teh pool til it closes then hang out and try to get some sleep. I mean the pool is a good place to kill some time...

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 offtopic ·

yea if you're not black and know how to swim. shhhhhhhhhhhhh whipish micha hates swimming

walkngplaygrnd walkngplaygrndOG 2003 ·

i used to take swimming lessons . . . i'm a certified lifeguard . . . and i'm black

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

well i'm taller than you

walkngplaygrnd walkngplaygrndOG 2003 ·

how'd u know I was a midget?

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

the mexicans told me. they are cute .

walkngplaygrnd walkngplaygrndOG 2003 ·

were they lanscapers too? the mexicans i know are all raunchy and only like to talk about relations

bozo bozoFounder ·

hahah, relations....

J
jollycandymanOG 2001 ·

hahaha, diarhea....

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002 · jollycandyman

when ur sittin in ur flat and u hear something splat...diarhea. (does anyone remember that song?)

J
jollycandymanOG 2001 · ok4now

do i?! WHen your driving in a Chevy and you feel something heavy.................diarhea

omegatweeter omegatweeterOG 2003 · jollycandyman

when you're walkin down the hall and you feel somethin fall... diarrhea

ekulu ekuluOG 2002 · omegatweeter

when you're climbin up a ladder and you feel something splatter

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

so i guess ian you have to bring your own tv, laptop, and palm pilot.. all because you can't gooo for hourrs. take tips from my gas man. he seems to know whats up

bozo bozoFounder ·

ian, i don't think those tv's let you hook up, i think i tried it once, my hotel had special eunuch type tvs, with none of the goods that you would normally expect. ports plugs and such

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

dude in spirit of this thread... background : with characters i come across everyday i become friendly and buddies with them (ie ups guy, mail women, cafeteria girl, gas attendant) ... anyway so i went and got gas today... and the guy reaches his hand in for the 'whats up' hand shake.. and whispers to me " duuuuude i just got "relations" for 3 hoursss mannn " .. and i'm like " sweeet duudee whyy are you telling me this "... he goes " well i know how you know how it feels so i thought i would share with someone who understands "... im like " yeaaaaa man... gotttchaa.. good times ? " ... he was like " man... what do you think.. longest though... 6 horus"... at that point i was like.. ok .. fill me up.. i see you in a few days. ahhahha

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

that was a good story...i liked it. thumbs up for ty!

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

guy you're married.

iwz iwz ·

i know, but we'll be in the room each night for like a WHILE. who knows, even if i did bring the GC, i probably wouldn't have any time to play it.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

guy. married. maaarrrrrriiiieeeeedddd.

iwz iwz funny ·

dude i can't go for HOUUURSSS

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

hahah best laugh this weeek.. hahahah...

iwz iwz ·

i feel like i should censor myself

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

if i had any sort of mod powers. i would. just to get you back

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

HAHAHAHAHAH...ian you're such a character

beachbum beachbumOG 2002 ·

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh man, did we start a too much info file

beachbum beachbumOG 2002 ·

you're in a hotel room, alone, w/ your wife, and no one else to bother you, and you want your game cube? go for it, i hear mikayla loves when you play video games.

iwz iwz ·

bahahaha, you make it sound it sound so unromantic... me, my wife, my gamecube - no one to disturb us. i mean, talk about good times.

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