wait wait, who are you?

your mom... no.. wait.. your dad....

nu uh... thats not what your MOM said!

shut ur face mick! go wear a hat or sumthing

is he irish?

no, she is just too lazy to put the "e" on my name... i think cause i just told her i dont care what she calls me... people call me all different stuff, i now respond to most names ie fatty, boobs,...

what about "Shamu"...do you respond to that??

yea, except when you call me that, i knock you out, and then sit on your stomach till you give me money are say uncle.

AREEEEEE...say uncle...what is that about i need my own tv show...where people follow me around...well, just alyssa..wth a video camera. my show can be called "the good looking guy"

yea then you wake up, and realize that you are gay, and that you find me attractive!

crap...these dreams keep turning into "why is mike so repulsive" nightmares.