I found eZabel and started an account
I figured I'd join so I could reply to people who noticed my spoof auction about the "Gross Bra from the ceiling" that took the Internet by storm this past month.
My Straw sold, just like the bra did, but I got much less money for mine. :-)
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would it really be considered a spoof auction, if it were a real item that really sold in a real auction? hmmmmm.
wait wait, who are you?
your mom... no.. wait.. your dad....
nu uh... thats not what your MOM said!
shut ur face mick! go wear a hat or sumthing
Oooooh DENIED!!!
is he irish?
no, she is just too lazy to put the "e" on my name... i think cause i just told her i dont care what she calls me... people call me all different stuff, i now respond to most names ie fatty, boobs, mik, bob, bill, chet, frank, joe, sheanu, and yo... it works well actually.
you forgot about "ghetto booty"
ahh yes.. and ghetto booty... but thats only from those who stare at my rear .. weither it be out of disgust or lust
oh, i thought the racial disses were starting....too bad....jahanna loves to get in on that
she just disses me all the time regardless.
what about "Shamu"...do you respond to that??
yea, except when you call me that, i knock you out, and then sit on your stomach till you give me money are say uncle.
AREEEEEE...say uncle...what is that about
i need my own tv show...where people follow me around...well, just alyssa..wth a video camera. my show can be called "the good looking guy"
yea then you wake up, and realize that you are gay, and that you find me attractive!
crap...these dreams keep turning into "why is mike so repulsive" nightmares.
dan dan, you can come out of the closet.. you KNOW you like the way i match my pants and suits... ADMIT IT!
::melody has revelation::
I KNEW IT!!!
ACTULLY! calling mike "mick" started the first night that i met him, i was explaining how i don't like to be called "mel-O-dy" and i like "mel-AH-dy" and he was like "well how about i'm Mick instead of mike" hence the annoying nickname began... hahaha
haha we both like the "ah" in our name
maybe both of you can only say that...maybe you cant say f O rreste... or mel O deeee
murder...murder to our ears
o be quiet hat boy
dont hate, i never wear hats!
haha tru... but i do.. so ya kno....
