wait wait, who are you?

your mom... no.. wait.. your dad....

nu uh... thats not what your MOM said!

shut ur face mick! go wear a hat or sumthing

is he irish?

no, she is just too lazy to put the "e" on my name... i think cause i just told her i dont care what she calls me... people call me all different stuff, i now respond to most names ie fatty, boobs,...

what about "Shamu"...do you respond to that??

yea, except when you call me that, i knock you out, and then sit on your stomach till you give me money are say uncle.

AREEEEEE...say uncle...what is that about i need my own tv show...where people follow me around...well, just alyssa..wth a video camera. my show can be called "the good looking guy"

yea then you wake up, and realize that you are gay, and that you find me attractive!