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starshiptrooper Oct 1, 2003

nothing personal, but you're married now. time to grow up and spend time with your wife.

beachbum beachbumOG 2002

anyone who thinks married = old and boring has to leave. since when do you stop having friends and fun once you get married? being married just means you always have someone to drive with to any party or non-game such as manhunt.

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