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by rocksupastar
· Oct 1, 2003 · Article · 936 views · ·

COME ONE COME ALL!!!!


I know that IWZ would have me put this in the Events section. But that isnt GOOD enough... Cause we NEEEEEEED people to show at this game!!!! Now, I know some think manhunt is lame, childish, painful, or maybe just too much work. Well, do you know what I say to this? **PAAAAYTOOOOYEEE** yes... yes that is the sound of me spitting on the ground! SUCK IT UP. Play a game... have fun, make fun of Skaorsk8! Talk trash to Tinser! Yell Crazy Go Nuts to your heart's content! You will see, its quite an evening! Right now we have something brewing in the Events page... so take a look. Go ahead, we dont bite... well besides melody, but luckily she only reaches up to your knees.

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ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

coincides with our football game. unless you all want to play at the park we play football.. boo ya

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rocksupastarFounder ·

is this the infamous edison vs htown matchup?

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

yea i think it might be.. boo ya

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rocksupastarFounder ·

your going down this year buddy.... me and dill on the line... psshh... michah is a DEAD man

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

yea right. hahaha you make me giggle like a little girl . haha we just dominated a team with 6'4 325 lb men.. 9-0... so... keep trying

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rocksupastarFounder ·

hey man, i call it, we will win this time!

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003 ·

yo it took me like 4eva to figure out what "**PAAAAYTOOOOYEEE**" was... haha

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rocksupastarFounder ·

how ELSE would you spell it?

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003 ·

well i was trying to figure out what it said... then i gave up and read the next line and found that it was u spitting... haha.. i'm such a sped

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

hmm, i still don't get it

starshiptrooper starshiptrooperOG 2003 stupid ·

nothing personal, but you're married now. time to grow up and spend time with your wife.

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rocksupastarFounder ·

Well, i guess i must have missed the part where this was any of your business. I didnt know growing up meant not doing things outside, but when i wanna join you and your grandma friends knitting ill letcha know, ok?

malibu malibuOG 2001 ·

hahahahahaha. go mike!

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 ·

Welcome to the 1st Annual "Put Suckahs In Their Place" Competition
Going into halftime, we have

MIKE: 1
STARSHIPTROOPER: 0

starshiptrooper starshiptrooperOG 2003 ·

what a gang mentality!

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

yeah, these guys are a tight bunch and they have no regard for the wise words of old ones. they sure as shootin' wouldn't talk like this to your face. and they, for some reason, jumped to take offense rather than find the point in what your were saying. but you do kinda need to back it up a bit. especially when you insinuate the guy is neglecting his new wife. thats rough stuff. lets all be like Fonzy. and what's Fonzy like? all of you, say it with me: "COOOL." thats right. so, when you think you're gonna step on some territory that may not be yours to step on...just back it on up. and play some manhunt. you're certainly welcome too, Trooper.

starshiptrooper starshiptrooperOG 2003 ·

You are wise, my friend. I sincerely mean that, and this is all I meant by my comment:
*** fl chap. 3 p. 28 After the Wedding Day ***
6 Both should be mature and realize that neither one has the time or the energy to do all the things that were done before marriage. Now is the time to show flexibility and accept the deeply satisfying responsibility of making marriage work.
(fam life book)
No where did I insinuate that he was neglecting her, and if it were taken that wasy sorry, but it coming from a female point of view. Women just cant get enuff attn from thier mates, even when they have a very attentive one!
mea culpa
end of thread.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

point is... no matter what... i love gorki

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

wait..i'm confused...you're saying if the husband was there ALL the time for his needy wife...now that they are married...he doesn't have time for that anymore?? hmm. i think you need to grow up soon.

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bobbyboOG 2003 ·

there's also a nice scripture about busibodies being right up there with fornicators and murderers.

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lastweekOG 2003 ·

hey and you know, YOU will be judged by how you judge others, sweety!!

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lastweekOG 2003 ·

and a nice one about judging too
get anything out of the WT this week?

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 · lastweek

wow..and that should go right back at you for even saying that.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder · thatdarngirl

it's okay... sometimes you just have to come to grips with the fact that some people just love drama and never grow up.

tinser tinserOG 2002 · lastweek

i thought starshiptrooper was the one doing the judging

beachbum beachbumOG 2002 ·

you don't know anything. can it.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

all you kids are criminally disrespectful. she may have stepped out of bounds by pushing her opinions and all, but you's all seriously need to leave this one alone already. someone delete this vulger thread.

beachbum beachbumOG 2002 ·

if you noticed, that comment was a reply to you, not her

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 · beachbum

sometimes i don't line these comments up properly. still, i'm not worried about what you have to say. it'd be so easy to just ignore her and let her posts sit, with no comments. the silence would show even more that you's don't agree. you guys don't have to totally bag her like that. you have no idea how this looks.

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fionnaOG 2002 · fivezero

yeah? well how does it look since some of us are so young and stupid we don't understand it.

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toxicgirlOG 2003 · fionna

OH MY GOODNESS...this is just a website!! Don't you all have better things in life to get worked up about?? I'm 22, I also read the comment that says we are young and wouldn't understand. Never take broad generalizations seriously. You don't have to agree with what everyone says around here. But it isn't exactly christian to gang up on someone for disagreeing.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 · toxicgirl

yo SHUT UP...everyone hate on toxic girl now

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toxicgirlOG 2003 · skaorsk8

danhill, you are a doll. wink wink.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 · toxicgirl

OK--WE'RE GONNA HAVE OURSELVES A TALK!

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 · fivezero

your chick keeps winking at me, man. i dont know what that means. i think she likes tacos.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder · toxicgirl

yeah can't we all just get along?

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 · thefunkyfresh

yeah, we definitely can. this is so over.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 · fionna

and where did YOU come from?

starshiptrooper starshiptrooperOG 2003 ·

your answer just proved my point.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

and your answer proved nothing! so pointless. why must i read all these. and respond. play manhunt. stop being so annoying. get on with your life and kids.

bizarret bizarretOG 2003 ·

OH SNizAP!!! NO HE DI'INT!!!

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jollycandymanOG 2001 ·

oh shoot! Holla! She was like "What?!"

hardcorejv85 hardcorejv85OG 2003 ·

yo mike i got ur back lol

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

he's married but still young. so he can do whatever he pleases.. except drink. or can he....

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rocksupastarFounder ·

psssh... nov 23 actually.

beachbum beachbumOG 2002 ·

hey, jackie's 21-day is nov 25 that weekend. you should come out with us. trevor claims he's coming so that should def be good times

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rocksupastarFounder ·

awesome!!! i would be up for that!

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

i've played manhunt with married bethelite couples. keep your old fashioned opinion that all married couples have to do is spend time together to yourself. not wanted.

starshiptrooper starshiptrooperOG 2003 ·

theres a difference between JUST GETTING MARRIED and bethelite couples.
I would think a new wife NEEDs her husband more at the beginning but I dont expect any of YOU to understand.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

How do you know that Katie isn't going to go play Manhunt?

beachbum beachbumOG 2002 ·

well I DO understand and i'm sure other girls on here do too. i've been married for 2 yrs and although i always need my husband, i don't need to hold his hand 24/7. If he didn't get out and play I would be mad. And most of the time we do things together with our friends and have fun. this life has enough worries-it's too tiresome to be serious ALL the time.

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

this illustrates why your commenting on mike coming has upset everyone so much. not every marriage is the same. we understand that you are married longer and thus have more experience, but you shouldn't impose your opinion about the way mike and katie spend their time with each other and without. i know couples that the husband goes to play basketball every week and the wife hangs out with her girlfriends that night. i also know couples that go out and do everything together. there is nothing wrong with either scenario-they have happy marriages. if katie wants to come she will.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

are you stilllll talking?

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

ty i'd say i'll kick your little yellow butt but you'd enjoy it too much

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·
forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

hahaha The Proper Care and Feeding of Husbands

beachbum beachbumOG 2002 ·

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. i have to go call my "gift from God" now to read him this.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

tell your gift from god i said WHATS UP... and .. thats right !

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

yo, starship, you're like the needest person i've ever met...and i'm met some needy ones too.. i don't get how you think the married people wont' understand your comments.

starshiptrooper starshiptrooperOG 2003 ·

i have no idea what your talking about, married people not getting my comments? did not say that.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

29 By: StarshipTrooper [Reply]

#13, theres a difference between JUST GETTING MARRIED and bethelite couples. I would think a new wife NEEDs her husband more at the beginning but I dont expect any of YOU to understand.

try to remember what you wrote, genius.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

technically she really didn't say that MARRIED people wont understand, genuis!... she just said... ANY OF YOU... so really.. everyone's just worong. punk.
anyway when she said YOU.. the majority of the people who've commented in this thread aren't married.. so she could have just spoken to the majority.. and white people are usually the majority.. so really she hates white people. and because white is the opposite of black... then she hates black people too

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

any of us...means mike...who's married...and beachbum...who's married. so dude. YOUR MOM MAKES ME WANT TO GET NEKID

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

my mom wouldn't touch you neked with a 3 billion foot pole. that far away she could still SMELL YOU

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 · ilikebirds

ISAIAH CHAPTER 66...breast feeding. that's all. you KNOW what i'm talking about.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 · skaorsk8

yes i know.. one day in the paradise.. when everyones perfect.. you can suckle.

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

i'm only going to say this once,

First, manhunt is NOT a game

Second, getting married does NOT mean growing up....my goal is to never grow up

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rocksupastarFounder ·

AMEN to that!!!! i have always said thats my goal, and i am sticking to it, as soon as i grow up, you all have free reign to smack me in the face!

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

yay, we should start a club....where none of us can grow up ever!

starshiptrooper starshiptrooperOG 2003 ·

yea it DOES, its not ONE day, its forever. If ur old enuff to get mearried you have to start thinking like a grownup. i wouldnt want my new husband to still act like a kid.

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

no, no it doesn't....i don't care what you say...i know people who are married who are NOT grown up...i mean some people want a grown up husband or wife...and thats okay....but other people realize that there is more to life then being serious...there is a time and a place to be serious, but there is also a time to be a kid...which in my view should be every time that you dont HAVE to be responsible

jay79 jay79OG 2001 ·

I think you're right Court, BUT...I also think that even though once you're married and you need to be responsible and "mature", that doesn't mean that you aren't allowed to have fun. Playing games and having fun doesn't make you immature, it makes you human.
And Starshipt Trooper...I don't think you understand that almost everyone on here is a pretty close-knit group of friends. You don't know any of us personally, but you seem very quick to pass judgement about certain aspects of our lives. Maturity is knowing when to keep your comments to yourself.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

yo who asked for your opinion.. huh .. who are you

jay79 jay79OG 2001 ·

Thai, do you realize that I can beat you?

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

in a leg shaving contest?.. yea i do realize that.. my legs have very long hairs... after every swipe i'd need a new blade. while you just easily glide a long.

jay79 jay79OG 2001 ·

don't I know that. Remember, I WAS in Aruba with you, and saw you half naked every day.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 · jay79

and full blown neked every other day...take that ! sucka

jay79 jay79OG 2001 · ilikebirds

wow Thai...you really told me!

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 · jay79

you nervous?

jay79 jay79OG 2001 · ilikebirds

I am...a little bit

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

yo. mike's married. katie's married. ian's married. katie's ok with mike playing. life goes on. worry about your own life. and your own kids.

beachbum beachbumOG 2002 ·

yes, marriage does involve grownup things like bills and other responsibility, but being mature & acting mature are different. you don't always have to ACT grown up or this system will make you old & cranky REAL fast.

beachbum beachbumOG 2002 ·

anyone who thinks married = old and boring has to leave. since when do you stop having friends and fun once you get married? being married just means you always have someone to drive with to any party or non-game such as manhunt.

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

he's playing manhunt, not womanhunt

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

Well..it may turn to womenhunt if HGW is passed around, but Mike just can't participate in that part I suppose.

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

hahhaha, noooooo hgw!!! Especially for hilldan!

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

what is this about..i just noticed...some of you people seem to be reversing my name...and spelling it with "o's" and stuff...please refrain from this in the future.

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

i didn't put ANY o's in your name....they were in the nooooo....silllly...sorry about the reversal...blame is on the lexiadys

malibu malibuOG 2001 ·

but hilldan is cool. as well as its junctured name hyldon. you're like a completely new person!! its fun.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

i am dave llanos!!

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

who is this dave llanos..and if it is you..who is hylden?

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

last night at swing he kept introducing himself as dave llanos

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

Yeah..Mike she's right. You should stop doing everything else and just sit and talk with Katie for a few months. We may have to disable your Ezabel account to ensure that you do this. Actually, perhaps we should disable everyone's ezabel account when they get married so they have more time to spend with their significant other.

iwz iwz ·

Sheesh. I can't believe I missed this while I was away.

Some good arguments by both sides here. The only problem was that both sides took it too personal. Good stuff anyway, tho.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

what's the deal with this comment? why do you even feel the need to push this opinion like mike's wrong for playing manhunt? I'm seriously at a loss for why you felt like you just had to say this. mikey is a big boy and doesn't need to be told how to live his life. geez. MYOB.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

Alll the anger the fury.... wow... more more more !!! this is the most exciting thing to happen on ezabel since highschoooler face

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

ALL i'm saying.. is within the first few months.. and there's an option between manhunt.. and relations... we all know where i'll be...!

beachbum beachbumOG 2002 ·

why can't you just plan...relations...around manhunt? then you have the best of both worlds.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

no no there is no planning around... 1) I'll be way too tired... i need some cuddle time to rest. 2) There is NO PLANNING 3) PROFIT !

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rocksupastarFounder ·

hmmm, or there could be a new strain of manhunt, reLATION manhunt... oh.. nevermind... theres another word for that...

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jollycandymanOG 2001 ·

what, prison rules manhunt?

bizarret bizarretOG 2003 ·

Z I N G !

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

HAHAHA... matt u crack me up

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

this comment...is sooo smart.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

mike you go play manhunt.. me and katie will go get some dinner and watch a show...

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rocksupastarFounder ·

LOL, i told you man... she has a crush on you, we SERIOUSLY talk about you every day... you impact our lives at EVERY juncture!!!!

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

dude juncture is a big word... i dont know what it is you are trying to say

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

crap. i guess my chance with katie is over then.

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rocksupastarFounder ·

ok, so heres what I think... honestly... Starship Trooper, I dont appriciate you commenting on my marrige, if you really had a concern about it, and you obviously do to fight with everyone in the comments thread, you should have directed your "council" to me, and me alone. I do not agree with you and i feel that, this information, coming from you of all people, and we both know why, is not valid... So anymore marrige advice you feel like you need to tell me, dont. Thank you

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

people people... this all started from one comment.. that i took as a joke.. it sounded like a joke... but everyone just started attacking.. anyway point is.. it's unneccessary to take anything seriously. I HATE YOU

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

yo mike why dont' you stay home and just be with katie! you're SUCH a jerk!

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

I know he has this beautiful wife.. and all he wants to do is leave her.. and go run around with other women.. this is absurd... hill lets go take him out back and beat him

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

you go beat him while i mack it with katie

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

sweet and totally fair

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rocksupastarFounder ·

hahaha.. i LOVE it!!! fine, you guys have fine with that, im gonna go to a show with jahanna!

tesoro tesoroOG 2001 ·

hahaha, yea..me and mike have a show date...lol

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003 ·

Ok so lemme tell u how i've read this a couple times and only now did i read the whole thing and see the "Go ahead, we dont bite... well besides melody, but luckily she only reaches up to your knees" and all i have to say is u better watch it mick, ur SO gonna get it! u better just BRING IT on the 25th! i eat suckas like u for breakfast! PUNK!

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rocksupastarFounder ·

hmm, i think you have bitten off more than you can chew...

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003 ·

you r not funny hat boy... ur totally asking for it...

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003 ·

VIVA LA MANHUNT!!! And discussions about what to do after you are married. I LOVE EZABEL!!! most of the time anyway....

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

has anyone noticed that mike is ALLLLLLLLLMOST caught up to ian in the rankings?? i'm closing in on MK.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

I'm so down for manhunt!!

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bobbyboOG 2003 ·

hey mike, you probably shouldn't play manhunt after getting married. but instead, you should be a drama queen, flirt over the internet and then try to get attention from others after you get shot down, because that's okay.

bizarret bizarretOG 2003 ·

let's play capture the flag instead. it's kinda like manhunt. i think it'll be even more fun. WHO'S WITH ME?!

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003 ·

how do u play that?

jay79 jay79OG 2001 ·

oh come on Mel...is it REALLY that hard to figure out with that name?

bizarret bizarretOG 2003 ·

LOL. yeah, as if...

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003 ·

wow ok... no need to get a tude with me... not nice to make fun of speds! so u like steal flags and stuff? haha

bizarret bizarretOG 2003 ·

2 teams. one flag each which stays at their base. some team members guard, some team members seek. the object is to get the other team's flag and bring it back to your base. if you do, your team gets a point. if you get tagged by a member of the opposing team, they get the flag back, but need to bring it all the way back to their base.but they can get tagged by your team again and get the flag taken again. if you get tagged, you go to your own base and start over.... it's kinda complex, but SOOO much fun.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

Yeah!! I totally wanna play that. It seems like more interaction where as manhunt you're sometimes sitting in the woods doing nothing the whole time. This would be sooo cool!

malibu malibuOG 2001 ·

they'll have to be two different games. stop throwing options in our face man!! you know the ezabel audience has a very hard time making a collective decision on anything anyway. no more options.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

why not make a poll??

i personally love the idea of capture the flag, it's like real life halo...haha...i can't believe i just said that.

malibu malibuOG 2001 ·

you are a game addicted freak!

bizarret bizarretOG 2003 ·

that's exactly what i was going for... ;)

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

I'm trying to confuse people so much that they pick a different date to play so I can come.

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003 ·

nah that sounds WAY too confusing for me...

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jollycandymanOG 2001 ·

We should also play with a no-man's land and a jail on both teams base. You have to tag people on yuor team in jail to get them out. Its more fun that way....stupid

bizarret bizarretOG 2003 ·

g o o d i d e a

frobro frobroOG 2003 ·

Long Live Capture The Flag

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

Hateraide the official drink of ezabel!

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 ·

haha, ok, not that this isn't funny, but I don't get it's connection to this subject...this should have gone in the food forum or something..it being being a beverage & all

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

Well..I just thought cause all of the hate flying around in here..HEY you just want it there so it can say something like
"Hateraide, the official drink of Ezabel. Endorsed by the amazing Bryan" after you moderate it.

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003 ·

CALVINBALL!!! From calvin and hobbes, we should play that!!!

bizarret bizarretOG 2003 ·

explain

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003 ·

or don't... that would be better...

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003 ·

it was the game calvin and hobbes made up with a volleyball and bases and a large area. The rules constantly were being made up and changed...

bizarret bizarretOG 2003 ·

eeeeeeyeah..... i think we'll stick with capture the flag.

malibu malibuOG 2001 ·

oh man calvin and hobbs are one of my ranking tops three comics. i read a new one everyday at the comics website. its a must for my sanity.

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rocksupastarFounder ·

whats the address of that?

malibu malibuOG 2001 ·

www.ucomics.com
they have all the comics and then you can pick anyone you wanna read. and they have other comics that i've never even seen before.

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