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starshiptrooper Oct 1, 2003

nothing personal, but you're married now. time to grow up and spend time with your wife.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

Yeah..Mike she's right. You should stop doing everything else and just sit and talk with Katie for a few months. We may have to disable your Ezabel account to ensure that you do this. Actually, perhaps we should disable everyone's ezabel account when they get married so they have more time to spend with their significant other.

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