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rocksupastar Oct 1, 2003

I fell asleep one time at the wheel, cept when my head went forward, i nailed my forhead on the stick shift and it woke up... cept, anyone behind me probably thought i was a jake in the box, the wa...

bizarret bizarretOG 2003 ·

that must have been entertaining for the people behind you. what, seeing the world's first ever jake in the box, and all.

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