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omegatweeter Oct 9, 2003

hey dan, can you have cheez-its?

skaorsk8 Oct 9, 2003

what do you think, genius?? think they use soy-cheese?? or GOAT cheese?

omegatweeter Oct 9, 2003

baaaaa.

thatdarngirl Oct 9, 2003

That's sheep! Sheep don't have cheese.

malibu Oct 9, 2003

but they have milk.

omegatweeter omegatweeterOG 2003 ·

but wait, then wat do goats say? moo?

malibu malibuOG 2001 ·

no silly they say baaaaa. but they make goats milk. not cows milk.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

I don't think goats really go "baa" it's more like "raaah!"

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

i've always known goats and cheerleaders were related

malibu malibuOG 2001 ·

hahahaaaha. that was awesome!!

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

Cheerleaders are dancers who have gone retarded.

omegatweeter omegatweeterOG 2003 ·

omg! at our pep rally, a cheerleader almost fell when the other cheerleaders lifted her up. it was pretty funny!

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

My sister told me at their pep rally the other day the same cheerleader fell twice.

omegatweeter omegatweeterOG 2003 ·

she probably had her mind somewhere else haha.

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