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starshiptrooper Oct 14, 2003

Toxicgirl is a young woman with ALOT of class. She wrote me a very sweet email, and she wasn't even involved in the lynching!!

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

yeah, i know, shes' awesome, but she can be kind of cold at times.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

Dan is still hurting over his taco rejection.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

dan--i'm gonna toss ya a beatin'. she's not cold. she's warm and delicious as a freshly baked tortilla. a tortilla of which you'll never partake.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

aaaaaaargh these mexican food references will come back to haunt me... like an old man who will have a violent disposal of some aforementioned foreign delectable nourishment.

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toxicgirlOG 2003

awww...you're the best

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toxicgirlOG 2003

Dan, Dan, Dan...like you said, it's not you-it's me. Let's be friends.

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