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fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

ok. i thought the karate suit in the salvation army bin was hilarious. some underprivleged child running around with a karate outfit on, trying to kick butt! finally gets arrested. kicks the cop's butts. steals a police car...it can only end badly. what color belt was on it?

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