THE LOVE THAT MAKES YOU GO... HMMMMMMMM?
by So I cleaned out my room last night.. threw away a lot of clothes.. I usually take all my clothes I dont want.. and throw it out into the living room and be like " Yo woman.. (mom) .. i'm throwing this stuff out.. " and then as usual she says " ahhhhh this is good stuff.. what are you doing.. why are you throwing this out " and we argue for like 10 minutes. I always win.. because I make no sense.. and she gives up..
SO anyway I found a karate suit.. No idea.. i guess i use to do karate? i dont know.. it's in my blood.. i guess we all do that.. whether we know it or not.. Yellow POWER !. anyway.. Some kid from the salvation army right now.. is probably running around with the suit kicking things over and stuff.. I hope he doesn't go too crazy and get arrested. i'll feel bad..
Time for hottie of the day .. and she is :
I dont ever remember watching this whole movie.. But... Still... explain to me .. did she marry roger rabbit? i dont know. thats like fred durst getting with halle barry. is just wrong. And back in the day.. what was with those INTERSPECIES LOVE MOVIES... isn't that... ummmm a little wrong?
like roger was a rabbit.. jessica.. wasn't.. hmmmmmmm
and remember my favorite movie of not so all time.. HOWARD THE DUCK.. didnn't howard and the girl.. umm.. make baby duckhumans? ... i dont get it.. thats so weird.. now a days.. if i wanted to make a human / cat story.. the ASPCA ( no jahanna) .. would be all over it.. such weirdos back in the day huh. so glad i was born after 1834.
Sometimes I wish I was somalian.. So when people throw out food and stuff.. and someone says " DUDE people in somalia die for what you're throwing away" then I can say " Nooo really we dont... we actually live fine and comfortably. We also play cricket a lot"... and the look on that guys face would be priceless. I THINK. I dont know.
I also wish sometimes... That someone creates a machine.. that takes whats in your MIND.. and makes movies out of them. BEcause i'm tired of trying to recreate stuff.. it's tiring. ugh... I so wish i was somalian
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You obviously are a bible reader, cuz bestiality is an evil act. In all the chaos you do have a point. But you could use therapy. The infatuation with cartoon females is alarming.
eww lets not use that word here ok. thanks. lets use pretty words.. like.. pretty doggy and pretty kitty... but no the ' b ' .. it's just gross. really really really really gross. thanks. and yo.. if these cartoons were real.. come on hott. there's nothing with interdimension love.. 2d or 3d.. bible has no say
oh yea Thai...nice reference to the "ASPCA"...haven't heard about that in a while :)
HAHAHA! wow..aruba memories.. :)
ok. i thought the karate suit in the salvation army bin was hilarious. some underprivleged child running around with a karate outfit on, trying to kick butt! finally gets arrested. kicks the cop's butts. steals a police car...it can only end badly. what color belt was on it?
so what do you think... here's an idea for a show i wanna make...i haven't come up with a stupid enough name for the show.. so lets just call it " GORKI " for now. anyway get a few people.. line them up on the sidewalk somewhere down town.. roll a red carpet down.. and when people walk on the sidewalk.. people on the side line.. flash cameras.. and say " who are you wearing.. you must tell me .. thats is fabulous " ... " whoa.. you look gorgeous tonight.. is that the kathie lee gifford collection" ..... " wow.. i saw that exact top at k-mart and was about to get it."
i think thats good times. lets not forget we must punch anyone in the face who doesn't stop and talk to our people.
I had a hard time understanding that, but, I too have an idea for a show....Ever notice how there are NO jamaican sitcoms on T.V.?..The simple fact that there's nothing else on T.V. like it would draw in a TON of ratings....Here's the premiss...
This is the tale of a jamaican family of 13, living on the beach of jamaica, who's lifetime dream is to be on TRL. So they fly to the states, and move into a 10x10 appartment, bringing w/them a magical coconut tree, and an enchanted talking jamaican beef patty, that they all go to for advice..(It stays in the freezer, & whenever a character needs help w/an issue, they go to the fridge & ask Patti what they should do..Patti knows all)...Characters will include the provacative Cheri, who has a new b/f every 4 minutes on the dot, and Gilby, who's jamaican dialect is such a mystery, not even his own family can understand him..Subtitles will appear when he talks, and the other characters, although in the show, read the subtitles to understand him..The name of the show would be "Ya Mon"(translated "Yes Man")...and, it will be, a hit
see one problem though... I dont think anyone would believe jamaicans are real...
haha, what, is it common belief that jamaica is a fictitious country or something?...I grew up thinking of the place as a literal location, have I been fooled
nah man. jamaicans are not real ! have you ever been to jamaica...?
have you?!?!....
dude roger got the hot chick cause he was a good guy man dont bring down the rabbit cause hes got the hot chick let him enjoy is moment of glory with his woman! and speaking of which y is it that even tho she is a cartoon she is still hot strange yet true now that should make ya go hmmmm
wow wow wow wow
"we play cricket a lot"??? so funny! i knew there was a reason i kept coming in here
I love him, i DO. i do. ilove him. i love him and i dont care what you think. i love him for the man he wants to be and i love him for the man he almost is.. i love him laurel. i lovee him.. i loveee him.
you had me at hello, nicole kidman....CAPTURE THE FLAG ON SUNDAY, WHOOOHOOO
screw hello.. u had me at good bye... (good song)
country?
no.. band called Wakefield... they r very good... u should listen to them, kindda like Count the Stars..
man, i wanted to say that...so i will anyway...you had me at hello
In lieu of ANOTHER journal... this:
Ahh came back from lunch and visited my old stomping grounds... THE SHIPPING DEPARTMENT... 2 people are there from the days I ran around yelling and dancing. That was some good times... though the job sucked... It was actually fun working with the people. She said they dont make people like me anymore. Thats right ! Big and Sexy.. for 4 months I forced everyone in the department to call me big sexy.. because I refused to respond to any other name.. So it worked.. and I ended up getting a doll that said BIG SEXY on it.. as a gift from someone there.. and I hung it up on my desk... just reminiscing. I'm out. Game over.
i was just thinking about all those cartoon movies with interspecies romance and how messed up and weird that is.
seee... it's true. they had humans mating with all sorts of species.. didn't anyone think " whoa.. what isss thisss"... i mean i'm all up for new things.. and exploration but thats way way way out of bounds.