i enjoy my mom's thought:
go and ask noah's wife how she felt knowing she was in charge of re-populating the entire earth.
I bet Noah didn't mind.
and i bet you Noah got sick of it. he's like "i'm tired! so tired! i'm tired of haaaavvvving sex!"
Great, now at the meeting Noah will be mentioned and Weezer is gonna play in my head. I hope I don't hum out loud.
Hah that's soo awesome! If Rivers could only know his song was really inspired by Noah.
i could totally hear [in my head] a talk wrapping up..."and brothers when rendering the marriage due, remember Noah and how he had to get his serve on over and over, every single day for many decades, so as to honor God's commandment to repopulate the earth."
I hope Noah never finds this thread. The poor guy was ridiculed enough when he was preaching and building the ark. This conversation might push him over the edge.
haha no maybe that's who ian quoted "I can't go for hourssss"
but noah's son's wives helped
yeah but they had never had children before. she gave birth to three sons already and knew how difficult it was to give birth and to raise them correctly and then knowing she had to start all over again when she was old and give birth to 100's more.
and they probably didn't have drugs back then either
they didn't have chopsticks either, since the Chinese culture hadn't been invented yet
how do chopsticks help in delivering babies?
Oh that's easy, didn't they teach you this in HS? First they stick the chopstick..actually, I probably shouldn't tell you because you'll never want to have babies.
forceps?? what are you guys REALLY talking about here?
no, i'm never having babies anyway...somebody else can have them for me
That works too. Though, I kind of want to be pregnant..for like a day. Have everyone come up to you and be all "Awwwww!!! blah blah blah" talking in little cutsie voices as if you were the baby.
haha, that is kinda funny....but no, i have absolutely no desire to carry around a nine pound lump
Nine pound lump. Lovely.
When I was taking Head and Neck Anatomy, my professor showed us a picture of a tumor that was removed from a womens abdomen. It was like 25 pounds! (or more, I can't really remember). There is the Mutter Museum in Philadelphia that has all kinds of freakish medical exhibits. The tumor is on display there.
Didn't she notice it before it got that big? You would think at like..10 pounds you would notice it, because you're not pregnant and fat just doesn't feel like that.
