THe true story I had been driving home from work like i usually due on a friday night.. but there was definately strange about that particular day.

It so happened that there was a traveling circus in town and they had a little petting farm. So I , the King of nature, decided to check out the cute little animals.. so I did. I went into the little tent and checked out the chickens, the cows, and goats.. so the moment i thought i was done.. i saw a llama in the corner.. I love me some llamas.. so as i approached it , it gave me this look, i swear as if it were trying to read my mind.. anyway as i extend my arm to pet it , the llama whips out it's enormous teeth and bites me !!! and well thats all i remember..and wendsday night , i'm locked up in this freezer type thing with a little midget running around.. feeding my oatmeal raisin cookies. it was weird ! so then....