Where Is TPHAM!?!
by Well unfortunately i got this email about tpham and was asked to post it here.
From: captors@wegothim.com
Date: Tuesday, January 29, 2002 10:27 PM
To: magnum@*****.net
Subject: We have your precious little tpham!
Please forward this to all your crazy ezabel'er friends. We have the
one you call TPHAM tied up in our warehouse. We are G.A.Y.S (Guys
against young studs) and we have a few demands to be met before we
will release your eccentric friend! First we want to have all the
turtles pictures from ezabel sent to us POSTER size. Next we want
all fluent italian speaking males so we can figure out why they
need to speak other languages on english websites. We also demand
someone to build a working telephone so that we may contact you
because the llama destroyed ours! And lastly we want a release of
all the oppressed pigmy's in the Tri State Area. If you meet our
demands we will release your TPHAM from our secret location in Down
Town Manhattan. He will be released early Friday morning if all goes
well. If not we will make him ride the baby of one of those creatures
from "STAR WARS: THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK" all night and day (And they
really smell too) as seen HERE! That is all for now, so meet our demands and he will be set free.
So guys what should we do to help our fellow ezabel'er?
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27 Comments
hahhahahaa! joe that was so funny! you maniac! lol
HAHAHA...I hope you find that Italian speaking eZabler... hopefully they will go quietly...man poor Thai!
ha ha ha omg classic and absolute classic ha ha ha ha ha
Joe you STAR!
HAHAHA this is hilarious! I like this kidnapping story. Unlike the pervious one, we don't have to look at those gruesome pictures!
mhm definately a bonus!
i hope they release ty! did anyone collect any of the above things yet?
Im still looking for that Italian Speaking eZabler...
ahhhh... ty was mean anyways.. let him ROT!!!! haha.. kidding.. ty is the sexiest man alive!
i knew it - i knew some of u guys had all put *gasp* cos ur gay!
im not gay, all im saying is that ty is very sexy.. not that i FIND him sexy.... just that he IS the ESSENCE of sexy...
mmmmmmmmmmmmhm ha ha ha
HAHAHAHAHAHA... i can't express that enough..hahahaha.. G.A.Y.S .. guys against young studs.. not much wisdom and humor or anything good for that matter comes out of MAG's mouth.. but he took the cake with this story.. haha.. made me chuckle a buckle. hahaha. THANKS.. after my hard week i needed that for sure !
not much good comes out my mouth eh mister? Wait till the next time you have a computer problem, ill make sure its the definite wrong answer that messes things really up :)
THe true story I had been driving home from work like i usually due on a friday night.. but there was definately strange about that particular day.
It so happened that there was a traveling circus in town and they had a little petting farm. So I , the King of nature, decided to check out the cute little animals.. so I did. I went into the little tent and checked out the chickens, the cows, and goats.. so the moment i thought i was done.. i saw a llama in the corner.. I love me some llamas.. so as i approached it , it gave me this look, i swear as if it were trying to read my mind.. anyway as i extend my arm to pet it , the llama whips out it's enormous teeth and bites me !!! and well thats all i remember..and wendsday night , i'm locked up in this freezer type thing with a little midget running around.. feeding my oatmeal raisin cookies. it was weird ! so then....
I'm not a boy... not yet a man... ohh ohho that song sucks.
and you thought of that song how?
ty!
ha ha r u just going round typing really short comments cos well you can rofl??
HAHAHA..I know! I realized earlier this morning!!
so?
ha MATT KELLY IS THE COOLEST MAN ALIVE AND YOU WILL LOVE HIM AND WANT TO MAKE OUT WITH HIM
i do not want to make out with MK
oh the power of knowledge
Someone GAG ME!
okay - itll give us all a break
Why didnt I see that funny?? hmm cause maybe it wasnt!!