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toxicgirlOG 2003

Lots of ppl obsess over touching toilet seats or the button to flush...that's why those auto-pilot toilets are the best!!! No human contact necessary.

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jollycandymanOG 2001

auto pilot toilets? are those new, flying toilets? :)

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toxicgirlOG 2003

They flush when you stand up, there is a hidden camera in the toilet somewhere that watches you. When you stand up, it flushes.

frobro frobroOG 2003

hidden camera in the toilet. Now theres a video I would LOVE to watch.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

ohhh mannnnn, a hidden camera! thats GREAT. imagine if it was a closed circuit camera and theres some old dude in a broom closet with a bunch of TVs, watching everyone use the bathroom and pressing the appopriate buttons when people are done! but, um, in reality those are motion sensors, honey.

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toxicgirlOG 2003

I know, but I was laughing to myself thinking of thai sitting in a room with a bzillion tvs watching ppl on toilets and at urinals...

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

i dont like touching hand rails and if i catch myself doing it i freak out

tinser tinserOG 2002

dan and i aren't afraid to touch toilets! We cleaned all the urinals and toilets in nassau colliseum at 4 in the morning once...good times

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

that was one of the BEST days i've ever had...such fun. i did like 50 jobs. remember using the same rag on the toilet as we did on the sink!?! hAHHAHAHH!

tinser tinserOG 2002

yeah, this was such a fun day....don't ever use the sinks at nassau colliseum....because its the equivelent of washing your hands in the urinal

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

I hate public bathrooms and refuse to use them.

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003

me 2.... i just hold it till i get home... i have NEVER gone to the bathroom at school.. thats just scary...

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

Yeah, I don't wanna know what's been done in there.

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

will you use the KHall bathroom?

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

Eh...I suppose that one is clean and all.

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003

only if its an emergency... other wise- no

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

okay but if you clean that toilet and you clean the toilet at home what is the difference?? who do you think has a dirty coolie mel huh?

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