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toxicgirlOG 2003 ·

Lots of ppl obsess over touching toilet seats or the button to flush...that's why those auto-pilot toilets are the best!!! No human contact necessary.

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jollycandymanOG 2001 ·

auto pilot toilets? are those new, flying toilets? :)

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toxicgirlOG 2003 ·

They flush when you stand up, there is a hidden camera in the toilet somewhere that watches you. When you stand up, it flushes.

frobro frobroOG 2003 ·

hidden camera in the toilet. Now theres a video I would LOVE to watch.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

ohhh mannnnn, a hidden camera! thats GREAT. imagine if it was a closed circuit camera and theres some old dude in a broom closet with a bunch of TVs, watching everyone use the bathroom and pressing the appopriate buttons when people are done! but, um, in reality those are motion sensors, honey.

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toxicgirlOG 2003 ·

I know, but I was laughing to myself thinking of thai sitting in a room with a bzillion tvs watching ppl on toilets and at urinals...

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

i dont like touching hand rails and if i catch myself doing it i freak out

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

dan and i aren't afraid to touch toilets! We cleaned all the urinals and toilets in nassau colliseum at 4 in the morning once...good times

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

that was one of the BEST days i've ever had...such fun. i did like 50 jobs. remember using the same rag on the toilet as we did on the sink!?! hAHHAHAHH!

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

yeah, this was such a fun day....don't ever use the sinks at nassau colliseum....because its the equivelent of washing your hands in the urinal

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

I hate public bathrooms and refuse to use them.

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003 ·

me 2.... i just hold it till i get home... i have NEVER gone to the bathroom at school.. thats just scary...

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

Yeah, I don't wanna know what's been done in there.

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

will you use the KHall bathroom?

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

Eh...I suppose that one is clean and all.

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003 ·

only if its an emergency... other wise- no

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

okay but if you clean that toilet and you clean the toilet at home what is the difference?? who do you think has a dirty coolie mel huh?

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