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thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

Since I felt gross yesterday I sat around and watched Newlyweds. I hate Jessica Simpson so much. Someone should just shoot Nick and put him out of his misery.

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jollycandymanOG 2001

its kinda funny how I used to think she was pretty, but now after watching the show she just seems gross to me

malibu malibuOG 2001

yes i used to think she was really smart and sang good and was pretty but after seeing this show.......she is such a moron. how could one person be so absolutely slow and such a spoiled brat??? i don't even care if she sings good anymore cuz i don't wanna watch.

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jollycandymanOG 2001

yeah, I kind of want to just punch her in her supid face

malibu malibuOG 2001

i don't think nick actually loves her. maybe he just married her cuz she was a challenge.

starshiptrooper starshiptrooperOG 2003

they DID break up for awhile...he seems more exasperated then in love most of the time.

malibu malibuOG 2001

and they signed on for another season. she's like, "yeah everyone reacts positively to it and really like it." don't you realize they're all laughing about how stupid you are. i don't think her public image could get any worse.

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