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tinser tinserOG 2002

i've had ear infections before...you have to go to your doctor, and he'll give you an anti-biotic to take for like 5 days, and then it'll be gone. It might hurt a little, but it's definitely nothing major. It just happens because mucus gets caught in your ear.

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003

well thats just disgusting... yea i'll go to the doctor tomorow...

bizarret bizarretOG 2003

you have 2 other options...

1) go to the health-food store and buy those amazing ear candle things. that should clean them out real good.

2) or take a flat head screw driver and JAM it in there! just JAM it in there! that may eliminate any pain you're feeling. It'll also eliminate any conscious thought for that matter, which may aleviate the problem.

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003

hm.. no i don't do health-food stores.. but the screw-driver idea.. now that sounds like a plan, i'll be sure to get right on that one...

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

yeah your mom is some sort of medical person yet you and forreste seem terrified of natural remedies..that scares me. "sure, take some medication! that'll fix it!"

hardcorejv85 hardcorejv85OG 2003

yo mel i get an idea light a cue tip on fire and look in a mirror and see if there is like an elf inside ur hear like digging for gold and finding ear wax and thinking its gold.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

This is practical advice.

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003

u have major problems babe....

malibu malibuOG 2001

this is such great advice!!!! ahahahaha :)

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toxicgirlOG 2003

When I read option 2, blood just spontaneously started spurting from my ear due to the severe sympathy pains.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

hahaha.... oh... YOU!

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