aiight heres a couple really bad ones:
"Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat
me right, and I'll do it your way right away."
"You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy."
"Do you sleep on your stomach?" (No, Why?) "Can I?"
(Walk over to her)"Ok, you can stand next to me, as long as you don't talk about it."
"So, you're a girl huh?"
"Is your last name Gillete?" (No, why?) "Cause baby you're the best a man can get!"
"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together"
"Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?"
"Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?"
"If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous."
"Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!"