-"All major theme parks have delays. When they opened DisneyLand in 1956, nothing worked.
But John, if the Pirates of the Carribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists."

"After careful consideration, dr. hammond, I have decided NOT to endorse your park"

"sucking the marrow out of life, doesn't mean choking on the bone"

and anything from meet the parents....really, any quote you can come up with is soo good. (same with ferris buellers day off)