Best Movie Lines EVER!
by What are your favorite lines from a movie? see if you can name what movie these are from.
"oh...dear god...thank you...thank you...you are such a good god...to us, a kind, and gentle, and accomadating...god...and we thank you oh sweet...sweet lord of hosts...for the...schmorgasbord...aptly lain at our table this day...and each day...by day...day by day by day...oh...dear lord...three things we pray...to love thee more dearly...to see thee more clearly...to follow thee more nearly...day by day by day. amen!"
"goodbye my LOVE!"
"imma SMOKE YOU!"
"dont worry ill keep it on the down low." "low down." "noooo doubt."
"they're all sleepin in each others beds like those dawson's river's kids"
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what....you think someone's going to step to you.....snoop dogg
"I told you not to call me unless it was an emergency!"
"This is an emergency"
"What did I tell you constitutes an emergency?"
"Something goes wrong with the Waterfront plan, ..., death?"
"And you're not dead George!"
I shouldn't have had those two chili dogs...
"Hmm..Hmmm..where is it mmm?"
Real nice Becky, she's anorexic...
She's skinny Amber (covers ears), not deaf.- Kirsten Dunst/ Denise Richards Drop Dead Gorgeous
Big Gulps, huh? Welp, see ya later!
So these are the Rockies... That John Denver's full of $&@7.
You've had 2 pairs of gloves this WHOLE time!?
Yeah! We're in the Rockies.
I'm going to KILL YOU Lloyd!
Harry! You're alive! and you're a terrible shot.
I swallowed a big june bug cutting through the pass.
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Go that way. If anything gets in your way..Turn.
This is PURE snow! Do you know the street value of this?!
I want my 2 dollars.
"I can't believe he called me a pyscho."
"Hey, where you just in there? You ARE a psycho...and comb your hair."
BEST. LINE. EVER.
you break his heart i break your face
"everyone fasten your seatbelt, this is going to be a bumpy night"
do you realize what you've DONE!? (dumb and dumber)
Additionally: [said enthusiastically] "You are one pathetic loser!"
you see how picky i am about my shoes and i only put them on my feet - Cher in Clueless
oh and imma smoke you is from gone in sixty seconds. "you're so talented. I love you."
"You complete me"
"show me the money"
"You had me at hello"
"Use the shwartz!"
"Adrian!"
"Stupid is as stupid does"
"Bond, James Bond"
"Of corse, I'm not wearing my underwear"
"You're not wearing your underwear?!"
"I'm not wearing my underwear"
"I gave you a clean pair of mine and told you to put it on in the bathroom! What did you do with it"
"Of corse, its in my jacket pocket"
"Look ma, I'm roadkill!"
lol. What is that from?
that's from the mask!
Oh ok. Never saw it. I tend to say that a lot when it comes to movies.
LoL! the mask is a GREAT movie!
"shut the door, shut the door, shut the window i don't care!"
mel...do the baby verkout happy baby verkout
SSSSNNNNNOOOOOOOOOZZZZZEEEE!!!
"Use the force Luke."
"I've got a bad feeling about this.
"FEAR LEAD TO ANGER, ANGER LEADS TO HATE, HATE LEADS TO SUFFERINGS."
I certainly do not intend to stand here in the middle of mainstreet and look at your dirty feet.
"What's your name"
"Warren Beatty"
do you want a job here, warren?
caaaar
gaaaame onnnnn
"Why are you wearing that on your head?"
"Because if I wore it anywhere else I'd chaffe"
This is from one of my fav movies:
what are you crazy, havent you seen boys in the hood? Great now one of us is gonna get shot
ah....please don't tell me you were IN this movie or soemthing...i'd be extremely jealous
what movie is it, holmes?
I was didn't you see me in the "party" scene? LOL KIDDING! I wish....it was a GREAT movie
That movie was money!
hey now. i loved it. but let's not advocate it, ok. it was not rated something we should be watching.
people...do not watch this movie...unless you're on an airplane...and it's been edited for viewing by 3 year olds.
wow, it's weird that i read this comment at the same exact time i'm talking to somebody about "that topic"
"that topic"??? watching rated-r movies?? that's a whole other story/thread ....
or its on a regular TV channel....lol
my favorite lines are the end when vince vaughn is all trashed at the dinner. makin' trouble, standing on the table.
yeah. I'm married to that part of the movie. hahaha
Pass me my wallet. It's the one that says Bad...
Everyone pees their pants! It's da coolest!
If you will not turn to the dark side, then perhaps SHE will.
Lady yer scaring us AHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Someone was watching Billy Madison on TV last night.
How do you know he wasn't watching Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom or Empire Strikes Back?
Riddle me that Batgirl.
Out of four comments two of them are from Billy Madison so the likely hood that he was watching Billy Madison and not one of the two movies that you mentioned is greater Mr Modesty.
Ok, school is in session.
The first line is from Pulp Fiction, the honorable Samuel L. Jackson presiding makes that line.
The second line is from Billy Madison, the funny Adam Sandler says that one.
The third line is from Empire Strikes Back, Darth Vader, says that line to Luke Skywalker talking about his sister Leia.
The fourth line is from Indiana Jones, Thai, I mean Shorty says that line to the chick.
And out of all those Empire is the best with Indy and Pulp Fiction as close seconds.
School is out for lunch, but any time you want to talk to movie trivia let's go. :)
That fourth line is from Billy Madison when the lunch lady is serving out sloppy joes!
OHHHHHHHH SCHOOLED, you're right! Nice one! Why am I seeing shorty saying that? I'm going to have to watch Indiana Jones tonight now.
Nice one!
Let's start a movie trivia thread.
i knew all these.
jules: "we're gonna be like three little fonzies here. and whats fonzy like yolanda?" yolanda: "c-c-cool?"
Say what again, I dare you, I double dare you, say what one more time!
"'what?' is 'what' a country? do they speak english in 'what?"'
"I love a woman that can kick my [butt]" Spike Spiegal - Cowboy Bebop The Movie.
"darling, you got REEAALL ugly" -ASH, army of darkness
you have to feel the music... gung gung...gung gung....
NO BODY PUTS BABY IN THE CORNER!
I remember when that movie came out people were making a fuss because my mom (and a few others) went to see it.
I need to go pick it up, they got the special edition out now. Great movie. She's cute in Ferris Buellers day off too. :P
"I'm not even supposed to be here today!" - Clerks
"MINE!"
-seagulls in Finding Nemo.
if there was one word to describe that kind of bird, thats it.
haha, yeah...that was pretty funny
yeay! some one besides me got that! I was tryin to expain to Rachel about those birds she just dont get it.
We constantly say that to each other, it is a funny line.
those birds are such.......animals. ;) greedy.
Ellen's character made that movie, she was funny.
yea , i forgot...hahahaha
No regrets, that's my motto. Well...that and everyone Wang Chung tonight.
I seriously think it's time for you to move on and stop this broken heart stuff.
Alright. Sooo...you still wanna hook up?
You're gonna have to try a lot harder than that, Rick.
(pause)Sooo... you still wanna hook up?
welcome to el matador, that's spanish for...the matador...
I saw the sandlot the other day for the first time in years I forgot how many great lines there are in that movie but the best one I think is still.
You're killing me smalls.
A friend of mine says that all the time I totally forgot it was from that movie.
The Great Bambino? I thought you said The Great Bambi
That whimpy deer?
He's a square an L7 square.
haha i always thought it was L7 weenie
oh my goodness, girls at my skool used to do that L7 weenie thing so much.
my bad. I think your right. I was confusing that with something else we had been talking about that nite.
my friend trevor says that ALLLLLLLLLL the time
you're KILLIN me smalls
my friend uses that all the time and it cracks us up cause she's like 5' and i'm 5'10" - lol
u play ball like a girl!
Oh yeah I forgot abouit that line. lol
So many good ones in this movie.
He had kissed a woman, he had kissed her long and good.
"Certainty of death, small chance of success. What are we waiting for?" GIMLI
"I'll be your snack pack, Billy"
"This guy can stay in my room I can tell you that much. ah ah ah" (bites old guy's arm).
woo! I love when he bites the guys arm!
you yong ladies need to tell us where these quotes are drawn from. i'd like to know.
Billy Madison! "Come here mr penguin..it's too darn hott for a penguin to just be walking around!"
OHHHH, thats the only Sandler flick i didn't see. and what i have seen isn't very funny. the others are totally amazing.
Whhaaat. Billy Madison is great!!
"Who would eat 24 lunches?"
"It's the darn sasquach that's who!!"
"If peeing in your pants is cool..consider me miles davis"
"That is the grossest thing I have ever heard"
hahaha "it's that poop again!Those kids left another flaming bag on our doorstep.""Don't put it out with your boot dad!""Don't tell me my business Devil woman!"
yeah, Billy Madison is def the best adam sandler movie.
"Stop looking at me schwaaan"
The greatest punchline movie ever: "Wait look out for that truck! Hello Lillian."
Man in cab to cab driver: "aren't those numbers clicking by awfully fast?"
Cabbie: You're probably a speed reader.
Would ya look at the size of that kid's head! It's a virtual planetoid and it has it's own weather system! Looks like an orange on a toothpick!
I'm not kidding, that boy's head is like Sputnik; spherical but quite pointy at parts! Aye, now that was offsides, now wasn't it? He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow
hahaha we say that to my bro mikie all the time ("HEED! PANTS! NOW!") and we've been calling him HEED ever since.
Lando Calrissian was a black man, and he got to fly the Millennium Falcon!
Who said that?!?
I did! Lando Calrissian is a positive black role model in the realm of
Science Fiction/Fantasy...Bust this - those movies are about how the white man keeps the brother man down - even in a galaxy far, far away. Check this. You got cracker farm-boy Luke Skywalker, Nazi poster boy - blond hair, blue eyes. And then you've got Darth Vader: the blackest brother in the galaxy. Nubian God.
What's a Nubian?
Now Vader, he's a spiritual brother, with the force and
all that. Then this cracker Skywalker gets his hands on a light-saber, and the boy decides he's gonna run the universe - gets a whole Klan of whites together, and they're gonna bust up Vader's hood the Death Star. Now what do you call that!
Intergalactic Civil War!
Gentrification. They're gonna drive out the black element, to make the
galaxy quote, unquote safe for white folks.
But Vader turns, out to be Luke's father. And in Jedi, they become friends.
Jedi's the most insulting installment, because Vader's beautiful, black visage is sullied when he pulls off his mask to reveal a feeble, crusty white man!
Was is this from? It's very funny.
It's Chasing Amy.
that scene is hysterical
also, the "lois lane could never have superman's baby - only wonderwoman could have superman's baby". (thats how i remember the scene, anyway. i haven't seen this movie in a while...**checking movie script***)
Lois could never have superman's baby.
Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle it? What about her womb ? You think it's strong enough to carry his child ?
Sure. Why not ? He's an alien, for christ's sake !
His kryptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth's yellow sun.
If lois gets a tan, the kid could kick right through her stomach.
Only someone like wonder woman has a strong-enough uterus to carry his kid.
oh, and i'm announcing here, that on July 1, 2006 Courtney and I are getting married
the date is almost too far away...but i will force myself to wait that long
Sooooo sweet. Congrats you two lovebirds.
SHE KEEPS MODIFYING MY COMMENTS!!
THERES MORE:
black speaker:...feeble crusty old white man. they're trying to tell US that deep inside: we all want to be white!!!
other white man: well, isn't that true?
black speaker: *pulls gun and shoots other man, while screaming "black rage."
That was the greatest skit in all Kevin Smith's movies, I love that man! I couldn't stop laughing during that scene.
just the thought of it brings a smile to my face
Get In MY BELLY!!!!!
and my all time favorite
What Are you crying???
THERES NO CRYING IN BASEBALL!!!!
"honestly, who throws a shoe?! you fight like a woman!"
"Luke, I am your....MOTHER!"
"hmph! you USED to be cute."
i keep thinking of new ones....
"You're not my favorite person right now" (i use this one WAY too often)
"Eat my shorts"
"Go eat your mana!"- best movie insult.
"Hey Pinocchio! Where YOU goin'?!"
"Officer, officer! there's these people in my parents house and...and they're...eating all their food!"
"Sloth love chunk"
"You know what you were saying Art, about people in the burbs? People like Skip who mow their lawn for the EIGHT HUNDREDTH TIME and then SNAP! That's us! It's not them...We're the ones involved in over the fences and throwing GAR-BAGE IN THE STREETS! We're the lunatics. It's us, not them. It's us."
"Here you can wear my extra gloves, my hands are getting sweaty anyway""You've had two pairs of gloves this whole time?""Well, YEAH, we ARE in the rockies."
"Where the beer & wine flow like the salmon of papastrano."
We ar the former knights who say KNEE! now say ICKY ICKY PATOING ZINNNNNNG (MUMBLING)
you must find... another shrubbery! then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must place it here beside this shrubbery, only slightly higher so you get the two-level effect with a little path running down the middle.
The you must chop down the mightiest tree in the forest WEEETH a Herring! (70's scary synthesiser effect)
"Lord, please bless this thou handgrenaid, so that it blow thou enemies into tiny bits. And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast on the lamb, and the carp, and the anchioves, and the orangotaun, and the breakfast cereal, and fruit bats."
"she turned me into a newt!"
"A newt?"
"It got better..."
"Listen, lad. I built this kingdom up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was swamp. Other kings said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em! It sank into the swamp. So, I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So, I built a third one. That burned down, fell over, and then sank into the swamp, but the fourth one...stayed up! And that's what you're gonna get, lad, the strongest castle in these islands."
stay here, and make sure HE doesn't leave!...where are you going?
well, we're going with you! we're not gonna stay here!
what movie is that from?
monty python. in the scene with the guards.
I know i was being retarded,
what else is new??? you...retarded...how novel
So mean. Love match isn't gonna work so great for you if you talk to ppl like this. Disguise your true self. Suprise the girl later.
you're gettin it...me and brian are going to chill this weekend and work on THE NEXT BIG PROJECT
Why is it when I read this comment I instantly got an uneasy feeling? Please don't corrupt my boyfriend.
it's too late...i can corrupt him all i want, with or without his spicy chinese food
just because i'm going to brutally kill you doesn't mean i hate you. don't misunderstand. i don't know, you're just not much good to me alive, is all.
"In the eternal words of the doors, the time to hesitate is through"
ahaha yeah that's what i was going for
But i don't want the land father I just want to siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnng!
theres a line in Home Alone, in a dream sequence that kevin mccallister was having about various family members! Buzz: KEVIN, I WILL FEED YOU TO MY TARANTULA.
"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssss yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuu wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhh!"
"o my dear wesley"
My sisters and I used to recreate this scene on our front lawn..because it was a hill. Then we would roll down into the street. Fun fun.
kev, remember wat guy in the zoro movie says? ugh, i forgot how it went.. it was in the beginning. it's hilarious.
I love Duckie from Pretty in Pink...
May I admire you again today?
We don't have none of this stuff in the boy's room! Wait a minute! We don't got none of this...we don't got doors on the stalls in the boy's room, we don't have, what is this? What's this? We don't have a candy machine in the boy's room!
Duckie: You know what an older women does for me?
Iona: Changes your diapers?
Duckie: Touché.
hahaha. duckie is soo cute. he's on that new show with charlie sheen now. still looks the same ..........just no hat.
haha what about the duck shoes?
he has a kid so he's passed the shoes onto him.
"Never let anyone make you feel like you don't deserve what you want" -10 Things
haha, were you just watching it?
Yes indeed I was! But now Bring It On!!!! Woohoo!
"Mawage that bwessed awangement, a dweam within a dweam"
Brodie:"I hope his pants get caught and a bloodbath ensues!"
T.S.:"What is with you today?"
Brodie""Now don't get me wrong. I don't wish the kid harm, but his mother should suffer that horrific ordeal so she'll learn how to manage her child!"
T.S.:"That's kind of a harsh lesson, don't you think?"
Brodie""Man, there's not a year goes by, not one year, that I don't here about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid that could have easily been avoided if some parent, I don't care which one, but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator!"
"Adventure, excitement? A Jedi craves not these things."
"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for Sega."
T.S. Quint: I was going to propose to her.
Brodie Bruce: Where?
T.S. Quint: Universal tour.
Brodie Bruce: You're kidding, what part?!
T.S. Quint: When Jaws pops out of the water.
Brodie Bruce: That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard.
I WILL NOT BE IGNORED!~~Glen CLoses' charector to Micheal Douglas'in *FataL Attraction* after he used her and blew her off afterward.
"Jane, did you compare the percentage of teenage Rex Manning
fans to the incidents of homosexuality amongst teenage males?"
yea..anything from Empire Records is a good quote...actually, i retract..i love that whole movie..except for the part where the girl wants a fake funeral..that part is so pointless and stupid.
I was watching the movie "The In-Laws" with Michael Douglas and Ryan Reynolds and that girl Deborah was a spy in the movie. I knew she looked familiar but her long hair threw me off. When I realized who it was it was a revelation.
yes and she's in "vertical limit" and i knew i knew her from somewhere and i couldn't tell where. long hair is definetly better than not having any though.
I <3 Warren!!
"What's your name?"
"Warren Beatty"
do you want a job, warren??
ev: First Im going to kill your little mexican friend here..
r: Hey yo Im cubian b
EV: Yes Cubian B
HAHAHA! SAMSON! Who knew the horse was diabetic...