Best Movie Lines EVER!
by What are your favorite lines from a movie? see if you can name what movie these are from.
"oh...dear god...thank you...thank you...you are such a good god...to us, a kind, and gentle, and accomadating...god...and we thank you oh sweet...sweet lord of hosts...for the...schmorgasbord...aptly lain at our table this day...and each day...by day...day by day by day...oh...dear lord...three things we pray...to love thee more dearly...to see thee more clearly...to follow thee more nearly...day by day by day. amen!"
"goodbye my LOVE!"
"imma SMOKE YOU!"
"dont worry ill keep it on the down low." "low down." "noooo doubt."
"they're all sleepin in each others beds like those dawson's river's kids"
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"Every wednesday I feed pudge the fish a peanut butter sandwhich..but today we were out of peanut butter! So I asked my sister what to give him, and she said a Tuna sandwhich. I CAN'T GIVE PUDGE TUNA! Do you know what Tuna is..? FISH! If I gave Pudge Tuna..I'd be an abomination!"
i can walk across your apartment in SIX STEPS!
Is that from 2 weeks notice or something like that?
Yes!! That movie is awe-some. I thought I was going to hate it, but I laughed sooo hard. It's just so freakin' funny!
i KNOW!!! i HATE hugh grant with the passion of a thousand suns, but i laughed hysterically at this movie
I told you to only call me when it's an emergency. What constitutes an emergency again?
-something..something..I die?
-Yes, and you're not dead George..you're not dead.
men make women messy
"She's gone. She gave me a pen. I gave her my heart and she gave me a pen."
"You mean, you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword, and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?"
"Why do you want to marry me any ways?" "So I can kiss you any time I want!"
"I'M NOT A WEENIE!"
"It's alright, they've seen butts before-they're from Jersey!"
"Puppies grow up to be big mean dogs and then they die"
thats all i can think of for now...
mel! this one's for you:
Judy: Then she had her utopian tubes removed.
Gardner: "No That's fallopian darlin.
Judy: Fallopian? Them's books of the bible silly...first and second fallopians!
haah yes GREAT MOVIE! two of my quotes were from there...
luke i'm your father
what has two thumbs and loves...
so you're saying there's a chance...
mr....anderrrsonn
By night's end, I predict me and her will interface.
Whatsa happenin hott-stuff?
Look what ya did, ya little jerk!
Kevin you're such a disease.
Oh sir, I saw it! Some angry member of the kitchen staff. Did you not tip them? Oh, appears they ran that way, it was a run by fruiting.
Well, it's not like being stuck with the dreadful nose you get. One does have a choice to whom one loves.
I love that last one..Amy from Little Women.
"Jo..your hair! Your one beauty."
hah jewy said that to me when i hacked my hair
the best was when meg sprained her ankle and amy is all like "o every thing wonderful happens to meg" haha i hated that stupid little child... didn't u just want to like punch Amy the entire movie every time she opened her mouth?
Yes!! And she gets with Christian Bale, I hate her.
"He put snow on your ankle!! With his own hands?"
Haha, I thought I was the only one who was jealous of Amy. She didn't deserve the hot guy.
ME TOO! i hate her so much. i've boycotted little women ever since
-"All major theme parks have delays. When they opened DisneyLand in 1956, nothing worked.
But John, if the Pirates of the Carribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists."
"After careful consideration, dr. hammond, I have decided NOT to endorse your park"
"sucking the marrow out of life, doesn't mean choking on the bone"
and anything from meet the parents....really, any quote you can come up with is soo good. (same with ferris buellers day off)
hhah, I always loved the first one. Jeff Goldblum had so many good lines in that movie
"What's with you today? Yesterday you were normal and today you're like the Chinese guy from Karate Kid. What's you with you today?"
"What's with..today today?"
The last one is from 10 Things I Hate About You, the dad says it.
yeah, i love that line...and the one from meet the parents is great too