"She's gone. She gave me a pen. I gave her my heart and she gave me a pen."

"You mean, you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword, and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?"

"Why do you want to marry me any ways?" "So I can kiss you any time I want!"

"I'M NOT A WEENIE!"

"It's alright, they've seen butts before-they're from Jersey!"

"Puppies grow up to be big mean dogs and then they die"

thats all i can think of for now...