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thefunkyfresh Oct 23, 2003

look, i created myself a girlfriend!!

hunkpapap Oct 24, 2003

she's got thunder thighs....

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

you diss my girl again sucka and ima kill you!

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003

whoa, don't make me come into that alternate reality and e-b-slap you. I thought it meant she had bangin thighs. don't worry, my only complaint is the breadlocks...

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

e-b-slap. wow. i wish i could do that to lots of people. bill gates has several coming. *you've got mail--THWAKT*

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