Brodie:"I hope his pants get caught and a bloodbath ensues!"
T.S.:"What is with you today?"
Brodie""Now don't get me wrong. I don't wish the kid harm, but his mother should suffer that horrific ordeal so she'll learn how to manage her child!"
T.S.:"That's kind of a harsh lesson, don't you think?"
Brodie""Man, there's not a year goes by, not one year, that I don't here about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid that could have easily been avoided if some parent, I don't care which one, but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator!"

"Adventure, excitement? A Jedi craves not these things."

"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for Sega."

T.S. Quint: I was going to propose to her.
Brodie Bruce: Where?
T.S. Quint: Universal tour.
Brodie Bruce: You're kidding, what part?!
T.S. Quint: When Jaws pops out of the water.
Brodie Bruce: That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard.