hey....talk them into throwing a party for me and Jamie.. We love cake. But you...you don't need cake....fatty...fatty fat fat.
"Uh, sir, you can't park your van on the diving board."
that's my son! now chris wait here, i'll get you some ice cream (puts "the club" on chris)
I think that was the first Family Guy I ever saw. I almost threw up from laughing so hard at that part.