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ophelia opheliaOG 2003

Ey yo, I wish I was an octopus
(Background)Why??
So I could have EIGHT tenticles, each one, writing a rhyme so complex 2da likes'a YOU it's nonsensicle
(Background)Oh SNIZZAP!!
The reciprocal of the average mc², is NOTHING compared
(Background)Ey yo chill, I failed algebra
It's like, Double Dare - I'm Mike Summers, & you sittin' in da slime chair
(Background)Yo, dat show was WHACK
But that's what you get when you come unprepared
You empty handed
(Background)Word
Your plan just crash landed
(Background)Word
On a deserted island
(Background)Word
Figures, YOU WERE THE PILOT
(Background)Oh snap, he said yo MOM
Yo, outa the island jungle emerges spear equiped cannibals
(Background)Yo, chill, that's scary
Tear you ta SHREDS, eat you fah diner like an ANIMAL
(Background)Bon apitite!!
This phrophecy symbolizes your demise
So learn from the wise
(Background)I like chicks wit THICK thighs

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

no way this is real! if theres a matrix somewhere...plug me in. he said...mark summers! too cruel!

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

additionally, if this is allowed--i'm going to post the Ten Crack Commandments by Notorious B.I.G.

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

haha, yea, this is from when I used to work @ Systemax...Me & this other employee would get bored & type up ryhmes...

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