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ilikebirds Oct 23, 2003

"blindly rising at a violent rate of speed, with the full weight of a kitten hanging from my masculine region." ... i once experienced this.. but rather it was a hamster.. .. point is.. the weight ...

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

johnny carson: goodnight, folks! we will no longer be on the air after tonights show..

omegatweeter omegatweeterOG 2003

*ed mcmahon laugh*

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

perfect, peter. thats exactly how i imagined it!

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