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tinser Oct 29, 2003

okay, see...if we can come up with a machine to make you a whale, i'll feed you, and train you...cause that's my dream. And,i really like that you made a journal about whales, because this reall...

ilikebirds Oct 29, 2003

how about i dress up as a whale.. the day after halloween.. and you can come over and feed me and train me and junk and stuff. yo keiko was hot... if i was an Orce femalas... though his crooked fi...

tinser Oct 30, 2003

yeah!!!! Let's do it! Tomorrow, for halloween...get your costume ready, okay? BTW: his fin was crooked because that's what happens if a whale is in captivity too long, it falls over

ilikebirds Oct 30, 2003

you serious? they just crookisize themselves from being held in a pool. i think you are joshing me.. pulling my leg... yanking my chain. i think... the little boy tried to ride willly but he was s...

tinser Oct 30, 2003

no, it's true, see: "orcas in captivity may develop pathologies such as dorsal fin collapse, seen in 60-90% of captive males." -taken from http://www.nationmaster.com/encyclopedia/Killer-Whale

ilikebirds Oct 30, 2003

thats so sad... they should just cut the fin off. like dobermans and rottsweillers. just snip it right off. and then eat it

tinser tinserOG 2002

that's so sick....please, don't ever talk about eating killer whales or their parts again...or i will arrest you

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

i'm sorry baby. didn't mean it like that. just whale fins have great curing powers .. according to the people from my village. it's cure cancer, colds, flus, and athletes foot

malibu malibuOG 2001

and makes really cool lipstick.

tinser tinserOG 2002

no, no....not the killer whale...those other whales make lipstick and makeup....note: i do not use makeup made from animal products (oh, wait...i never use makeup anyway...but still!)

tinser tinserOG 2002

oh, well, you called me baby...i'll forgive

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