My willy My Willy
by Seriously I think it's time that this community does something to help the whales. I've sat on the side long enough as you uncaring indviduals did nothing... But thats going to change.... Please visit :
http://www.keiko.com/index.html
And lets FREE WILLY !
Anyway I dont get it.. once the whales are in the ocean leave him be.. no one is helping supporting the ty's.. People should donate to me. I can do cool tricks.. like jump in the air... and make squeaky noises too. squeek squeek.
So i had to walk 2 miles in the rain this morning... how fun was that. good times.
I wish i was a whale.. in sea world.. i can just swim around all day. i wouldn't have to work... people will come and feed me and say " jump ty jump.." and i'll jump .. and people can look at me and i can pretend to be dead and float on top of the water.. so when my hot trainer is all worried and swims up close i can go " SQUEEEEEEEK ! GOTCHA " and she'd be so nervous and make my pool just a little more yellower. how cool would that be.. a yellow whale.. that'd be hot.. like them albino serpents.
ahh i dont know.. i think i might be bored just swimming around in circles though.. but i'd be safe from all the dirty water and the jelly fish.. so i dont know whats better. i guess if i was a whale.. i'd be lazy.. so just staying in a pool would be cool.. cause thats a lot of fat to be carrying around. being in the ocean with the waves.. and the moving.. i dont know i might get sick and throw up a lot.
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sweety im worried about you are you taking those pink pills like your doctor told you
what? i only remember red and blue... and i took the red. so step OFF YO
hahha, that was great
Step off yo??? yeah your one of those wanna bes from the east coast
i wanna be nothing.. but with you
that would scare me coming from someone who takes red and blue pills but since you can do some crazy kong fu i just sit here and nod...
I LOVE YOU TY. SAVE THE WHALES.
I love forreste. Save the ethiopians
eunichs only or every little one?
why is this a journal about whales.
why is there a picture of an 90% neked man in your profile pic?
wow, what is up with that?
lol, that's an actual picture of him! Hahahah, it's hilarious. Look how he's posing! He's a funny kid.
if by "funny" you mean " sexy" yea i concur
that pic is gross. it makes me never want to see another man nekid again.
There you go making creepy comments again!!
I'm sorry my pretty.
what do you mean by "again"? Just how often do you view naked men?
that is eXactly what i was thinking...i'm scared of dan now
Yeah..exactly. Creeeeeeeepy
and to think, we allowed ourselves to be in a dark forest with a weird man like dan
i wasnt' running aruond in the woods, i was busy keeping my sister standing
how's she doing, anyway? and why don't you answer the question I asked before? well, I hope your sister's feeling better.
because before seeing that gross picture.. seeing neked men was totally cool for you .. right?
I know, everyone must think its just some picture he found of a half nekid, pasty guy. But its him. Derek took it too, thats the funny thing
lol, DEREK TOOK IT!? HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAhahhahahahi derek.
why is there a 5% naked man in your pic...man talk about a rafter in a person's eye
Yeah, dude, that is REALLy unattractive, take it out NOW
hey talk about being oppressive, you dont have to look at it
I CAN'T GET THE IMAGE OUTA MY HEAD!!..haha
hahha, me neither, but i've grown to love it
okay, see...if we can come up with a machine to make you a whale, i'll feed you, and train you...cause that's my dream.
And,i really like that you made a journal about whales, because this really is the type of journal i'd like to see more of.
...yes, one day...i too will train killer whales and all those days i've spent longingly staring at the sham cam will pay off
how about i dress up as a whale.. the day after halloween.. and you can come over and feed me and train me and junk and stuff. yo keiko was hot... if i was an Orce femalas... though his crooked fin was like what? did they explain how it got crooked in the movie? i dont remember.. i only saw the ending where the mexican tribal trainer guy was like " by the gods of water and whales you shall be release at noon tommorow.. hiii yaa yayya yaay aay ayyaa poo poo "
yeah!!!! Let's do it! Tomorrow, for halloween...get your costume ready, okay?
BTW: his fin was crooked because that's what happens if a whale is in captivity too long, it falls over
you serious? they just crookisize themselves from being held in a pool. i think you are joshing me.. pulling my leg... yanking my chain. i think... the little boy tried to ride willly but he was so fat.. that he caused his fin to bend and the boy had to lose weight.
no, it's true, see: "orcas in captivity may develop pathologies such as dorsal fin collapse, seen in 60-90% of captive males." -taken from http://www.nationmaster.com/encyclopedia/Killer-Whale
thats so sad... they should just cut the fin off. like dobermans and rottsweillers. just snip it right off. and then eat it
that's so sick....please, don't ever talk about eating killer whales or their parts again...or i will arrest you
i'm sorry baby. didn't mean it like that. just whale fins have great curing powers .. according to the people from my village. it's cure cancer, colds, flus, and athletes foot
and makes really cool lipstick.
oh, well, you called me baby...i'll forgive
MY WILLY?????? What kind of journal title is this? When I read it I knew immediately who wrote it, and at the same time thought it was going to be on a vulgar topic.
i'm hurt by your "ASSUMPTIONS" really.. i hurts me... me and gorki will drown our sorrows tonight.. that for sure
For some of the greatest and stupidest humor... SEALAB 2021 is the best. haha I love squishface.
YES, i agree in full...comedy of this kind is only for a special brand of people, many look @ this show, and call it "RETARDED" just because all the jokes go over their head and they don't want to admit they're not smart enough for it....Another show, w/the same exact kinda humor, is Aqua Teen Hunger Force..HILARIOUS
i want to marry the captain then make him my father. it's great.
Wow, I love animals and nature an stuff. I went to sea world and it was really awesome. The whales there were all named Shamu, all three of them. Anyways, why are they freeing her? IS somthing wrong? Are they mistreating her? Why do they want to take her away from a caring, loving home where she gets food and probably a longer life span because she is being taken care of? Is the humane society being led along by it's human idea of freedom and implyin that animal can't be happy in "captivity". I know, some animals shouldnt be caaptive, but some can be kept in a good home to be taken care of. Why dont we, in the meantime, also "rescue" and free our countless dogs, cats, brids, snakes, et.c into the wils so they can be free! Woohoo. that would make a lot of sense. I just don't understand environmentalists sometimes. I Do agree that nature should be left clean an pure an unharmed, but I am not a fanatic about it. Here in southern California environmentalists fight any form of deforestation, including thinning of the underbrush, and thing that would preernt savage wildfires. But here we are, with the state on Fire. Environmentalists need BALANCE. I think this is silly propaganda to free a whale and make the Humane society look good.
does shamu mean something?
shamu is arabic for kunta kintay
nice guess, but i think kunta kinte is arabic for "one sad black man"
and Kunta Kinte is black for Toby.
and BizzareT is celtic for "I kiss Dead People" (refer to his profile pic)
what the ()#*&$! are you talking about??!..BizzareT is DEFINITELY aztec for "One who gets much pleasure from biting his toenails"....you need to brush up on your language skills buddy, sheesh
ur just like my big sister who just lies to me whenever i ask her a question. just to shut me up.
wow. i'm sorry you feel that way. i'll do better.
nah i love her it's cool we're cool
i sense some sibling rivalry. maybe you wanna consider counseling? I can actually give you the couseling. Here's how it works: you beat your sister with the object of your choice, then we sell the video, and you two split the money 50/50 anfter giving me 15 percet. It really works, trust me.
haha no beating with objects we just bite
Really? We punch boobs
oh the pain! the agony!
Ohhh a cold chill ran up my back.. The flash backs the memories...
oh, you do that too?
Yes, it hurts a lot and it's funny cause..yeah well it's just funny.
its only funny becuz they dont expect it
how come nodoby laughs when I do it then.....
Becuz you enjoy it wayyy to much
ouch punching boobs. ouch. you wanna ever break up with your girlfriend.. punch her in the boob. and RUN
hahahahaha....yeah, unless she was secretly one of those S&M freaks, that'd definitely break it up w/the quickness
hahaha we do that too and we shoot "i'm gonna get your boob"
guess i should be glad i don't have sisters
you better be good when you come over....or POW POW. just you wait courtney just you wait! (okay i just realized that i can't even be threatening when i try)
Oh you wasnt singing i was putting that to a my fair lady beat... just you wait mr. higgins just you wait..
My favorite history teacher was mr higgins..but he gave us a lot of hw. I used to sing that song a lot.
haha, you talk about him a lot....
/search
It's because we're in love.
haha, i'm scared now....i think i may not be able to sleep over after all
awwww i kid i kid
it means "son of namu", the original killer whale at sea world
Prevaricator !
nope, it's pure truth my son
dad ? is that you ? where have you been... why did you leaver me and pepe... i hate you
I'm so sorry, me and you mom, being black, but having an asian son, we were too ridiculed. we had to put you and pepe up for adotption. Plus pepe had a horrible gas problem and we just couldn't take all the flatulence
thats a cool journal but the title still bothers me juuuust a bit.