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jollycandyman Oct 30, 2003

"Lord, please bless this thou handgrenaid, so that it blow thou enemies into tiny bits. And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast on the lamb, and the carp, and the anchioves, and the orangot...

jp Oct 30, 2003

"she turned me into a newt!" "A newt?" "It got better..."

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dgiaimoOG 2003

"Listen, lad. I built this kingdom up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was swamp. Other kings said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em! It sank into the swamp. So, I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So, I built a third one. That burned down, fell over, and then sank into the swamp, but the fourth one...stayed up! And that's what you're gonna get, lad, the strongest castle in these islands."

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

stay here, and make sure HE doesn't leave!...where are you going?

well, we're going with you! we're not gonna stay here!

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jollycandymanOG 2001

what movie is that from?

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

monty python. in the scene with the guards.

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jollycandymanOG 2001 offtopic

I know i was being retarded,

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

what else is new??? you...retarded...how novel

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toxicgirlOG 2003

So mean. Love match isn't gonna work so great for you if you talk to ppl like this. Disguise your true self. Suprise the girl later.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

you're gettin it...me and brian are going to chill this weekend and work on THE NEXT BIG PROJECT

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toxicgirlOG 2003

Why is it when I read this comment I instantly got an uneasy feeling? Please don't corrupt my boyfriend.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 toxicgirl

it's too late...i can corrupt him all i want, with or without his spicy chinese food

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toxicgirlOG 2003 skaorsk8

great, it's the beginning of the end...

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 toxicgirl

THE TIME TO HESITATE IS THROUGH

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 skaorsk8

THE TIME TO DIE IS NOW

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 fivezero

what's that about...why the hate

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 skaorsk8

just because i'm going to brutally kill you doesn't mean i hate you. don't misunderstand. i don't know, you're just not much good to me alive, is all.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 fivezero

i provide you amusement and competition. enough to keep you on your toes.

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toxicgirlOG 2003 skaorsk8

competition for what?

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 skaorsk8

"In the eternal words of the doors, the time to hesitate is through"

ahaha yeah that's what i was going for

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ukrainiumOG 2002

But i don't want the land father I just want to siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnng!

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