you know what I absolutely love?..girls that are super nice to everybody they know, so every guy that likes the girl, thinks he might have some sort of a chance...except, this is not true, she only...

oh ex-ey i'm sorry if i've given you false hope. i'm no longer interested in you since i found that bunderwear in your couch.

hahahaha.....I keep telling you those were MY undergarments....so what they had somebody elses name written on them, you know I go by many titles

so you're name is Nick?? and you wear red leopard thongs? sorry this is a sale i'm not buying, bubber.

see, these are the kind of things that you don't post for public viewing