"Hey Pinocchio! Where YOU goin'?!"

"Officer, officer! there's these people in my parents house and...and they're...eating all their food!"

"Sloth love chunk"

"You know what you were saying Art, about people in the burbs? People like Skip who mow their lawn for the EIGHT HUNDREDTH TIME and then SNAP! That's us! It's not them...We're the ones involved in over the fences and throwing GAR-BAGE IN THE STREETS! We're the lunatics. It's us, not them. It's us."

"Here you can wear my extra gloves, my hands are getting sweaty anyway""You've had two pairs of gloves this whole time?""Well, YEAH, we ARE in the rockies."

"Where the beer & wine flow like the salmon of papastrano."