Wow. You'd stop going out with a guy because you don't like his first name? There are lots of girl's names that I absolutely despise, but I would never let that affect whether I go out with them.

Yeah, you'll just ask them to legally change it right?

Their first name? No. That's an awfully shallow thing to care about.

i don't think it is. if i met an awesome girl and her name was Jill, a change would be required.

you would say something like that

don't start...

she can. and you'll like it, dnhll.

yo, valentine, i don't see things working out well for you. in fact, you've probably eaten your last peanut butter sandwich.

dan. are you threatening me?