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dgiaimo Nov 7, 2003

Wow. You'd stop going out with a guy because you don't like his first name? There are lots of girl's names that I absolutely despise, but I would never let that affect whether I go out with them.

sugabluejennnie Nov 7, 2003

His first i wouldnt have a problem with but other chicks do but his lasnt name...Im sorry i wouldnt want my last name something that would embrass me..

dgiaimo Nov 7, 2003

The last name I could almost understand. After all you're, hopefully, going to be taking it as your own, but I just don't understand what the issue is with first names.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

My math teacher got married and now her last name is "Stankawitz" or something very close to that spelling.

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dgiaimoOG 2003

That's not as bad as some names I know of. There's this headhunter that my dad knows whose parents decided to name "Richard" despite of, or perhaps because of, the fact that their last name was "Head". No, I'm not making this up.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

A Headhunter? What exactly does he do for a living?

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

wellll, either he's a job scout for big companies. orrrrr he's a bounty hunter who tracks criminals and parole violators.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

Yeah..the word Headhunter immediately brought the word bounty hunter to mind.

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dgiaimoOG 2003

Really? You must not deal with corporate America much. Then again, neither do I, but I've heard my dad talk about them enough that I don't usually think of that meaning.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

"You must not deal with corporate America much" ahaha that's an understatement.

malibu malibuOG 2001

fiji is the only place in the world where there are still live head hunters.

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dgiaimoOG 2003

As fivezero said, he's a job scout.

malibu malibuOG 2001

my mommy is a head-hunter. she scares me sometimes when i awake to find her standing over me.

tinser tinserOG 2002

haha, when i was like 7, i used to think head hunters were tribal men, who painted their faces and wore loin cloths and carried spears

malibu malibuOG 2001

there still are headhunters of this form today. except they're in fiji.

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